Mustang Christmas Poem
12-21-2006, 12:20 AM
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Mustang Christmas Poem
No more stupid-*** "mid-life crisis"
no more dangerous sins and vices
no more gambling, liquor or ******
my only vice now? A pony with 2 doors!
No more fighting with all of my neighbors
no more not returning favors
no more flirting with my best friend's wife-
I'm so pleased with my Stang, I've now become "nice"!
And I really am quite ecstatic
that I decided to buy the automatic
instead of a manual tranny
cause I probably shift like your granny
When I take her out on the freeway
the old farts now give me leeway
I scream: "keep RIGHT except for passing!!"
(while those speeding tickets keep amassing)
I'm now challenging every "ricer"
even taking on bad-*** bikers
I'm afraid that I'm losing my cool
and turning into a Mustang Fool
When they call me "GTnewbie"
I just smile and light up a doobie
but I never drive stoned, high or drunk
(I'm too old now to act like a punk...)
So my insurance company just loves me
and I'm rewarded with really low fees
I don't drive after booze, pills or hash
so I've never yet been in a dangerous crash
So you "Stangers" take care in this holiday season-
when the temperature drops, the roads begin freezin'
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night-
and I hope you're all spared from that "check engine light"...!!
no more dangerous sins and vices
no more gambling, liquor or ******
my only vice now? A pony with 2 doors!
No more fighting with all of my neighbors
no more not returning favors
no more flirting with my best friend's wife-
I'm so pleased with my Stang, I've now become "nice"!
And I really am quite ecstatic
that I decided to buy the automatic
instead of a manual tranny
cause I probably shift like your granny
When I take her out on the freeway
the old farts now give me leeway
I scream: "keep RIGHT except for passing!!"
(while those speeding tickets keep amassing)
I'm now challenging every "ricer"
even taking on bad-*** bikers
I'm afraid that I'm losing my cool
and turning into a Mustang Fool
When they call me "GTnewbie"
I just smile and light up a doobie
but I never drive stoned, high or drunk
(I'm too old now to act like a punk...)
So my insurance company just loves me
and I'm rewarded with really low fees
I don't drive after booze, pills or hash
so I've never yet been in a dangerous crash
So you "Stangers" take care in this holiday season-
when the temperature drops, the roads begin freezin'
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night-
and I hope you're all spared from that "check engine light"...!!
12-21-2006, 12:49 AM
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RE: Mustang Christmas Limerick
Can I explain what a limmerick is ???
Oh, Mustang newbie
You speak like your're smoking a doobie
Your girl is so nice,
that I did her twice
When we were done, she said I needmore ***,
Can you do that again to me ?
THAT'S A true limmerick, check out wikipeidia ! LOL[sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]
Oh, Mustang newbie
You speak like your're smoking a doobie
Your girl is so nice,
that I did her twice
When we were done, she said I needmore ***,
Can you do that again to me ?
THAT'S A true limmerick, check out wikipeidia ! LOL[sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]
12-21-2006, 12:56 AM
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RE: Mustang Christmas Limerick
ORIGINAL: LegallyTorchRED
Can I explain what a limmerick is ???
Oh, Mustang newbie
You speak like your're smoking a doobie
Your girl is so nice,
that I did her twice
When we were done, she said I needmore ***,
Can you do that again to me ?
THAT'S A true limmerick, check out wikipeidia ! LOL[sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]
Can I explain what a limmerick is ???
Oh, Mustang newbie
You speak like your're smoking a doobie
Your girl is so nice,
that I did her twice
When we were done, she said I needmore ***,
Can you do that again to me ?
THAT'S A true limmerick, check out wikipeidia ! LOL[sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]
12-21-2006, 01:12 AM
#6
RE: Mustang Christmas Limerick
Can I explain what a limmerick is ???
Oh, Mustang newbie
You speak like your're smoking a doobie
Your girl is so nice,
that I did her twice
When we were done, she said I needmore ***,
Can you do that again to me ?
THAT'S A true limmerick, check out wikipeidia ! LOL[sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]
Oh, Mustang newbie
You speak like your're smoking a doobie
Your girl is so nice,
that I did her twice
When we were done, she said I needmore ***,
Can you do that again to me ?
THAT'S A true limmerick, check out wikipeidia ! LOL[sm=bustedsign.gif][sm=exactly.gif][sm=groupwave.gif][sm=owned.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley36.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]
12-21-2006, 01:54 AM
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RE: Mustang Christmas Limerick
Thanks, I feel your pain, what in the world should be done with me ? Tell ya what, if you don't like my posts, and I don't like yours, let's not respond toeachother.[sm=oopssign.gif] NO more forums !!!!!!
Now, if you would look back, my "friend" GT Newbie and I, have had several "friendly" poetic battles if you will.
So you Sir......... Should [sm=shutup.gif][sm=exactly.gif] UH................................... JMO
Now, if you would look back, my "friend" GT Newbie and I, have had several "friendly" poetic battles if you will.
So you Sir......... Should [sm=shutup.gif][sm=exactly.gif] UH................................... JMO
12-21-2006, 03:04 AM
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RE: Mustang Christmas Limerick
Fact is rupp, as your good luck would have it, I'll be passing through C, imean Hunstville Friday NIGHT ,12/22, ya wanna see how old I am ? I'm available for an age check, toughness check, even a round of who can be a keyboard tuffguy............ Let me know.
12-21-2006, 03:39 AM
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RE: Mustang Christmas Limerick
LegallyTorchRed I thought all of this is funny and go for it if you want to....the thing I don't understand if they don't like the post just go on to the next one. ANY WAY JMO which we all have a right to do what we wnat (within reason) in this the last I checked a free country with freedom of speech and press..... To anyone concerned I am 32 yrs old and I still party and feel like I am in my twenties! Take care everyone and have a great Christmas!