Why its better to leave the salt on the car...
01-20-2011, 09:26 AM
#22
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Nebraska
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My Grammy just called. I guess she heard about it at the retirment home.
So instead of sleeping in this morning, I got a 20 minute lecture on how dangerous car washes are.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go kill myself.
So instead of sleeping in this morning, I got a 20 minute lecture on how dangerous car washes are.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go kill myself.
01-20-2011, 11:56 AM
#23
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Location: Palm Beach to South Carolina
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Wait... what? What caused the doors to freeze shut?
Just kidding...
Florida was the only state in the continental US that did not have snow last week, so no worries about that happening here. Current temperature here is 80 degrees.
Just kidding...
Florida was the only state in the continental US that did not have snow last week, so no worries about that happening here. Current temperature here is 80 degrees.
Last edited by jdmcbride; 01-20-2011 at 12:15 PM.
01-20-2011, 01:15 PM
#25
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yes, must've been a slow night for all those pub servs to show up. i can picture the cascade of radio calls, text messages and cell phone calls going something like this: "hey (fill in the blank), you gotta get over here now!" (fill in the blank) says "**** off, it's single digits out there, man!" first guy says "dude, some yutz has frozen his ar$e in the car wash!" (fill in the blank) says, "hold on, i'm coming!!" good times, man, good times.
01-20-2011, 01:54 PM
#26
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bwahahah!! getting a dressing down from grammy!!! this story just keep getting better. next the local news station will pick it up and before you know it, it will be on cnn. hang in there, dude. heck, in today's world of reality TV and celebrities famous for being famous, maybe you could parlay this into some cash.
01-20-2011, 02:54 PM
#28
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