chevy jokes???

[MEM 302 5.0L]

any one got any chevy jokes....if so tell em..haha..heres some ive found.. ] Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A. Push it off a cliff. Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual? A. The bus schedule. Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"? A. Sounds like a fair trade. Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A. A miracle? Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill? A. A mirage. Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy? A. Fill up the gas tank.

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[88BlueGT]

This is the tech section...

Believe me, that sh*t is funny! BUT THIS IS NOT OFF TOPIC!

[Slo5oh]

i got some good ford acronyms.

Fails Often, Rusts Daily
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fails On Race Day

[BlackLX]

I hate insert whatever car company here fan boys. Go tell those jokes to some ls1 guys and tell us what happens.

[BlackLX]

ORIGINAL: Slo5oh

i got some good ford acronyms.

Fails Often, Rusts Daily
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fails On Race Day

Don't forget First On Race Day.

[88BlueGT]

Or even better.... just take it into OFF TOPIC [&:]

[89MustangMan]

"Id rather push my ford than drive your chevy"

"friends don't let friends drive chevys"

[MEM 302 5.0L]

haha i was just tryin to get some laughs....

[351foxstang]

driver returning on foot

[jcj53115]

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