Originally Posted by lpcard

My retirement plan is to drive to each kids house, one at a time, and do the things to them that annoyed me so much when they were living with me until they throw me out, at which point I will then proceed to the next kids house.

For eldest daughter I will stay on her phone 24/7 and play music she hates at volume level 11. I'm thinking Glenn Miller.

For eldest son I'm going to cut his soap up into tiny squares and say it's a soap carving, then I'm going to hammer his screwdrivers into the nearest tree all the way up to the handle. All of them.

For middle daughter I'm going to collect every stray animal in the whole neighborhood, put them in her back yard and then cry when she says I can't keep them.

I haven't decided for youngest daughter, she grew up in Wyoming so she didn't do anything to annoy me. Maybe I'll just spoil her kids.

I haven't decided what to do with Chris yet either...but there is so much to draw on...

First thing I have to do though is get them all out of my house.

Originally Posted by lpcard

My retirement plan is to drive to each kids house, one at a time, and do the things to them that annoyed me so much when they were living with me until they throw me out, at which point I will then proceed to the next kids house.

For eldest daughter I will stay on her phone 24/7 and play music she hates at volume level 11. I'm thinking Glenn Miller.

For eldest son I'm going to cut his soap up into tiny squares and say it's a soap carving, then I'm going to hammer his screwdrivers into the nearest tree all the way up to the handle. All of them.

For middle daughter I'm going to collect every stray animal in the whole neighborhood, put them in her back yard and then cry when she says I can't keep them.

I haven't decided for youngest daughter, she grew up in Wyoming so she didn't do anything to annoy me. Maybe I'll just spoil her kids.

I haven't decided what to do with Chris yet either...but there is so much to draw on...

First thing I have to do though is get them all out of my house.

Originally Posted by CPTCO

Supposed to be the last warm day for a while,most I'm getting the Jeep ready for the Parade of Lights. Mocked up, just need to do some staining and then lots and lots of lights. But those will wait until next week.