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06-28-2013, 08:05 PM
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
06-28-2013, 08:06 PM
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They once tried to name a road after Chuck Norris but nobody was stupid enough to cross Chuck Norris
06-28-2013, 08:06 PM
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
06-28-2013, 08:06 PM
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
06-28-2013, 08:07 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't breath, he holds air hostage.
06-28-2013, 08:07 PM
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
06-28-2013, 08:07 PM
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago........The grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
06-28-2013, 08:08 PM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
06-28-2013, 08:08 PM
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
06-28-2013, 08:08 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't walk on water he swims through land.
