Fu#%!ng Ricer!!!
#1
Fu#%!ng Ricer!!!
Motherfu%#ing ricer took out 50' of wrought iron fence,that I built myself, in my front yard last night. At 9pm I was working with my daughter on the computer for schoolwork and I hear a fart cannon and then a crash!!! I said what the hell was that??I jumped up and looked out the window and see an Integra(I think and my neighbor thinks so too) in my front yard and hes backing up. I run to the front door and out but hes taking off. So i open the garage and jump in the stang------no keys!I always leave the key in the ignition but my wife drove the stang earlier and took the keys and hung them in the kithcen. DAMNIT! if it wasnt for that I would've caught the little buttfu@#er!Probably a good thing that I didnt.Anyway insurance is paying for it and it needed a new paint job too. WTF ya gonna do?
#2
damn that sucks! shame u couldnt catch him. an integra? u probably could have went and grabbed keys, had a cup of coffee, but on your *** kickin boots and STILL caught him! so your stuck paying deductible or is it gonna be a free fence?
#3
ya probably but it was completely out of gas(remember my wife drove it) and I had a couple of drinks in me!I got a quote to replace it and it was$2100 minus 1k deductible and I get 1100. I should be able to fix it for about 500.
#8
THAT HAPPENED 2 YRS AGO UP THE ROAD FROM ME. A FART CANNON THINKING IT WAS A MUSTANG PROBABLY, TRIED GOING AROUND THE COURNER TOO FAST AND SNAPPED A TREE IN HALF, KILLING HIMSELF. I DON'T REMEMBER IF THERE WERE OTHERS IN THE CAR. THE LOCAL TUNER BOYS HAD A R.I.P BOBBY WRITTEN ON THE REAR WINDOWS OF THEIR FART CANNONS. BETTER TO KILL A TREE THAN ME.