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Old 05-11-2006, 04:07 PM   #21
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Instead of a "thanks that was great", did you give her a high five?
no, he gave her a thumbs up (her butt).

Sorry my hands were busy grabbing her thighs as I was sticking something else up there
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:08 PM   #22
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:09 PM   #23
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get your baseball card collection outta there, whitey [>:]
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a zucchini?

Not exactly a vegetable, but definately something that resembled that made of flesh and blood
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I can finally get laid and I don't have to worry about her asking that question... you know... "Is it in yet?"
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ZING!!!
that's what he stuck in her butt after the baseball cards.
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Red's just jealous the only piece of *** he's had (and when I mean ***, I mean ****) was some roast rump steak for dinner last night.
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dammit, my boss just asked me a question then asked what I was having sex with.

I said What??

He was reading the firefox tab that says "I just had sex with...."
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Red's just jealous the only piece of *** he's had (and when I mean ***, I mean ****) was some roast rump steak for dinner last night.
you're just pissed off cause you lost your baseball card collection and your zing up her ***, and she can't tell you how to retrieve them. she just keeps pointing while you yell, "stop making mute points!"

and as it turns out, she's only pointing because you keep yelling at her, so you are the one making a mute point.
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