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this poll, this poll is on fire
53
18.60%
We don't need no water
35
12.28%
Let the mother f'er burn
103
36.14%
Life is short and hard like a bodybuilding elf
54
18.95%
The snausages taste like snausages
94
32.98%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 285. You may not vote on this poll
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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