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Old 02-14-2007, 05:32 PM   #101
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i've done it a few times......definitely helps you to stay awake when you've only got a little farther to go but you're falling asleep at the wheel.
I guess you guys don't drive a stick? One stick in left hand, one stick in right hand, what do you drive with, your chin?

Drive with the left, switch off with the right.

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Old 02-14-2007, 05:33 PM   #102
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Just drive on a highway or somewhere where you dont have to shift. Then youre all set
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:38 PM   #103
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never jerked it while driving.

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Old 02-14-2007, 05:47 PM   #104
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haha its back i thought this one died
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:53 PM   #105
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Roadhead FTW!
that can't be too obvious with a 5spd, what's the trick? you tell her to switch ***** and bang through the gears by pulling her hair?
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:55 PM   #106
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well, its getting cold outside again...****in reached down to the 40s the other day.  almost can't wait for the snowy stuff............................almost i don't have a twitter account nor have i ever been to a twitter web page (update: i have), but if i ever did decide to take the plunge i will let you know by posting it in this awesome little box of text (update: not really)! i like tacos lol...though between crunchy tacos and soft tacos i cannot really say which one is better.  sometimes, the mess a crunchy taco leaves behind is a little annoying while the soft taco just doesn't have the same taste... cake is so much better than pie no, srsly.  **** pie. ****ing
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Roadhead FTW!
that can't be too obvious with a 5spd, what's the trick? you tell her to switch ***** and bang through the gears by pulling her hair?
no you tell her to sit behind you and leeeean over
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:09 PM   #107
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apic of what? [&:]
That's what Id like to know?
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Roadhead FTW!
that can't be too obvious with a 5spd, what's the trick? you tell her to switch ***** and bang through the gears by pulling her hair?
no you tell her to sit behind you and leeeean over
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:13 PM   #109
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what do you call a girl giving road head?

eileen

what do you call a chinese girl giving road head?

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Old 02-14-2007, 07:14 PM   #110
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that gave it a nice twist
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:19 PM   #111
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what do you call a canadian girl giving road head? ehleen. [&:]
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:24 PM   #112
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what do you call a californian giving head..redass
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well, its getting cold outside again...****in reached down to the 40s the other day.  almost can't wait for the snowy stuff............................almost i don't have a twitter account nor have i ever been to a twitter web page (update: i have), but if i ever did decide to take the plunge i will let you know by posting it in this awesome little box of text (update: not really)! i like tacos lol...though between crunchy tacos and soft tacos i cannot really say which one is better.  sometimes, the mess a crunchy taco leaves behind is a little annoying while the soft taco just doesn't have the same taste... cake is so much better than pie no, srsly.  **** pie. ****ing
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hahahahahahaha^

eeeeeee nice [8D]
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:39 PM   #114
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alright, after 492372098743 jabs at me, I'll admit he finally got a funny one.
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