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Old 05-04-2008, 09:07 AM   #1
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This ****ing fat ass peice of **** in my laundromat has the loudest ****ing voice and wont shut the **** up about how he finds ****king girls on dating sites and ****ing eats there pussy because they refuse to **** on the first date. No you dont, asshole. Your ****ing 400lbs, no hot ass go-go dancers want to **** you or would let you anywhere near their ****ing vagina. Shut the **** up. No, i can not go on dating sites right now. Do not ask me to ****ing go on dating sites. NO I DO NOT HAVE A MYSPACE. Hees looking at me right now. Go away. I do not care that you got screwed at a mechanic. I DO NOT CARE.

GOD DAMNET

his ****ing voices peices my head. i want to shoot him, or myself. Whichever comes first.


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Old 05-04-2008, 09:08 AM   #2
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jesus god damn christ hes been talking for 1 hour 8 miutes straight.


I DONT CARE ABOUT ****ING HOTDOGS OR PIZZA YOU ****ING FAT ASS PEICE OF ****.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:19 AM   #3
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I think you should do what your thread title says.
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:34 AM   #4
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I thought you were talking about your semen again[&:]
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:04 AM   #5
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What did you take ?
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:26 AM   #6
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The best thing to do is shoot him and then yourself.
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:10 AM   #7
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whyare you on the internet at the laundromat? thats one of my favorite places to meet girls....





heres what your story makes me picture in my head:
fat ****ing harley guy smoking a stogie and resting his beer on some geeks head, yelling his war stories while the geek silently fumes and types his rage on his internet laptop

a story like that should have one of 2 endings
1. "i had a black eye"
2. "he had a black eye"

either way he sounds like the cooler guy cause hes working the room while you're not exactly the people person on the internet in public
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:57 AM   #9
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my friend goes to the laundromat to meet girls, he usually ends up goingback to his housewith homeless women
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:46 PM   #10
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maybe the guy wants to shoot you in your face... not w. a gun... the way you already did... hence all the conv w him... but dont be easy man, make him take you to a nice dinner first.[8D]
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