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Old 10-09-2008, 04:46 PM   #11
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hmmm, interesting, I must admit that all of those things said apply to my Mustang as well

you gotta hand it to them tho... that Corvette will smoke almost anything out there
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:13 PM   #12
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can i call no homo and join you fellas behind the wall?
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:40 PM   #13
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HERE ARE A FEW PUT DOWNS WHEN SOMEONE TELLS U Failed On Race Day or any of that crap

Chevrolet

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?

A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my

Chevy"?

A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?

A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?

A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?

A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.



looks like we've got a f***ing fanboy on our hands















and the always towed part seemed to apply more to my old ('05) F150 than it ever did to my Camaro, Silverado, or Suburban COMBINED

i should mention that my F150 went through 4 transmissions in 3 years (all because of towing too) it made it to 28000 miles before being traded in for the Silverado. the trans it currently has (if this last one hasn't blown up) is an old C6 out of a 1973 Ranchero
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:48 PM   #14
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What is it in your sig...
A 90 camaro?
Wow, there's a car... lol.

I see a lot more 90 Fords on the roads than 90 GM stuff.
Wonder why...
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:55 PM   #15
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^ good one... and good point pascal lol
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:57 PM   #17
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HONDA: Suck My ****ing Dick

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really?? you guys are weak!! lol I somehow have all these memorized since highschool.

GM: Genital Motors
GMC: Greatest Mistake Created.
KIA: Keep It Away.
Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket.
DODGE: Drips Oil Drags Greese Everywhere.
Honda: Hang On Not Done Accelarating.

Damnit cant remember the rest.
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