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Old 12-26-2008, 08:55 AM   #41
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Old 12-26-2008, 09:08 AM   #42
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LMAO... thats ****ed up man.

If I had to chose, I'd pick Bree Olsen.
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:50 AM   #43
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No way would I marry a **** star. I mean seriously. If you marry a girl who gets pounded by 500 different guys w/giant ***** a year and you're OK with that - you have a screw loose.
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:16 AM   #44
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mmmm bree olsen

lets not forget julia bond and sasha gray.

jordan capri is one of my new fav's, she doesn't look all pounded and worn like some of the more "known" girls. i think i'd have to take her for marriage, but i'd love to bang the above listed wimminz

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Old 12-26-2008, 11:22 AM   #45
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ok homos, lets change it, IF YOU HAD TO MARRY A PORNSTAR, who would it be. stop bitching about them being banged out, christ.
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:24 AM   #46
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tell me jordan capri doesn't have the cutest damn face..... damn it now i wanna fap
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:27 AM   #47
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:49 AM   #48
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Lilly Thai... game over.
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If you are going to post a name, post a picture as well.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:52 PM   #50
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If you are going to post a name, post a picture as well.
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Unless you're at school/work, in which case you shouldn't even be in this thread.
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:11 PM   #51
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I'm guilty, so:

Erica Campbell:

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Old 12-26-2008, 02:22 PM   #52
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I say get your fella and then turn him into one!
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Damn. Beat me to it.
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Old 12-26-2008, 04:20 PM   #56
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edit: nevermind someone beat me to ron jeremy!

jeez this thread blew up
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Old 12-27-2008, 01:53 AM   #57
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i wouldnt marry any of them but i would *** the buhjesus out of probably all of them
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Old 12-27-2008, 01:58 AM   #58
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I dun know her name. But the girl who doe's "Little April"

Legal jael-bate FTW!
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Old 12-27-2008, 04:44 AM   #59
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Fck a pic, how bout some vid links

Man, I don't know who Id pick. Like the one guy said, I don't pick favs, just w/e looks like its gonna be the best. Def no chick with fakies, eww. Big turnoff.

Now, linkys please??
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since poeple have chosen nude models i choose Ariel rebel (sn)
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I WOULD ****ING DESTROY HER LITTLE ***!


for a seasond **** star terra patrick
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