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Old 09-14-2009, 05:12 AM   #1
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Three girls I've been talking to come to me after work. They "kidnap" me and make me go to the lake with them. Cool right?

One girl is very hot, one is medium, and one is bad. Yes, the bad one is the chubby latino chick from my thread a while back.

The four of us have a bunch of fun, drink beers, shoot, start fires, etc.

At about midnight the bad one goe's off into the wilderness. We all get worried about her after a while, so I go looking for her.

She jumps out from behind a tree and tries to kiss me

I kind of shrug her off, gently. I have to explain that I don't like her in that way. She sheds a few tears and we awkwardly start walking back to our cars.

We get to our cars...Her friends left her there...They must have thought we were having fun with each other and left.... They must planned it out like this....God. Damnit.


**** my life. Naturally, theres no cell phone service at the lake. So she can't call her friends and tell her the plan didn't work!


I spend an hour in a awkward drive home with a crying chick in my passenger seat.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:15 AM   #2
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Three girls I've been talking to come to me after work. They "kidnap" me and make me go to the lake with them. Cool right?

One girl is very hot, one is medium, and one is bad. Yes, the bad one is the chubby latino chick from my thread a while back.

The four of us have a bunch of fun, drink beers, shoot, start fires, etc.

At about midnight the bad one goe's off into the wilderness. We all get worried about her after a while, so I go looking for her.

She jumps out from behind a tree and tries to kiss me

I kind of shrug her off, gently. I have to explain that I don't like her in that way. She sheds a few tears and we awkwardly start walking back to our cars.

We get to our cars...Her friends left her there...They must have thought we were having fun with each other and left.... They must planned it out like this....God. Damnit.


**** my life. Naturally, theres no cell phone service at the lake. So she can't call her friends and tell her the plan didn't work!


I spend an hour in a awkward drive home with a crying chick in my passenger seat.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:48 AM   #3
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poor poor MC
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:02 AM   #4
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Lulz, best story EVAR!

Poor girls tryin to get their friend laid and it backfires. You musta shown a little bit of interest in her if they thought it would work.

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Old 09-14-2009, 06:19 AM   #5
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This is very well grand.
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:25 AM   #6
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:28 AM   #7
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MC: Take this for what it's worth, but don't sweat it man.. Chicks do tend to suck sometimes, but remember, it could've been worse.. At least she wasn't hurt in the woods and you were held responsible..

Or worse, at least you weren't drunk, and boned her, realizing afterwards, that it wasn't such a good idea...


Chin up man, you've still got some time to go before you can honestly say life sucks.. At that point, you would've given up a long time ago..




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Old 09-14-2009, 07:16 AM   #8
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This would be funny if it wasn't so sad.


Aw hell. Who am I kidding? It's still funny.



And your still sad.
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They pulled the classic "bait and switch" on ya' dude.

If I were you, I'd have a few choice words for the hot and medium chicks the next time I saw them.
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