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Old 09-14-2009, 05:29 PM   #21
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yeah he does, and it feels good, but once he "sticks it in" it just goes away and i dont feel that pleasure i get with foreplay.
maybe he needs an assist. or viagra
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:30 PM   #22
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we did talk,
and i've been like this with the last 3 guys i had a relationship with.
wtf is wrong with me.
well at least youre finally realizing youre the problem, which you obviously are. maybe youre a lesbian? or maybe you would like it better up the poopar?
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:31 PM   #23
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well at least youre finally realizing youre the problem, which you obviously are. maybe youre a lesbian? or maybe you would like it better up the poopar?
I already said that, asshole (no poon intended)
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:32 PM   #24
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start taking it in the ass.
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:33 PM   #25
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start taking it in the ass.
Seriously. He's kidding but I'm not. Ive been with a girl before who came harder from anal than any thing else.. I mean she enjoyed sex and could get off with regular penetration, but the second she got it in the bunghole, she went from quiet and reserved to a flat out screamer. You never know till you try it.. people are just weird that way. lol
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my serious response as a serious **** doctor is that this relationship is dead, because private parts no longer want to be near each other.

ok, back to buttsex.
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Seriously. He's kidding but I'm not. Ive been with a girl before who came harder from anal than any thing else.. I mean she enjoyed sex and could get off with regular penetration, but the second she got it in the bunghole, she went from quiet and reserved to a flat out screamer. You never know till you try it.. people are just weird that way. lol
actually ive had girls experience the same thing
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Seriously. He's kidding but I'm not. Ive been with a girl before who came harder from anal than any thing else.. I mean she enjoyed sex and could get off with regular penetration, but the second she got it in the bunghole, she went from quiet and reserved to a flat out screamer. You never know till you try it.. people are just weird that way. lol

i've tried that an it really worked, but we needed some serious lube or it would hurt like a mother f'er and the thought of anal sometimes scared me cause of pain.
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yeah he does, and it feels good, but once he "sticks it in" it just goes away and i dont feel that pleasure i get with foreplay.
LOL so are you saying his fingers are bigger than his dick?
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we did talk,
and i've been like this with the last 3 guys i had a relationship with.
wtf is wrong with me.
You're like a lot of girls and are funny about sex.

You just haven't found the guy that kicks you in the box(in a good way.)

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