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Old 09-28-2009, 12:18 PM   #1
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:31 PM   #2
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Well, when the acid in your stomach breaks down the tacos, it can convert it into sustenance and more times out of one produces gas.

And seeing as how some Pepperoni is made out of Beef (Same shiz in your tacos) it can produce a similar smelling (and tasting??) gas depending on the other nutrients currently in your stomach.

Also, it could be that you had Pepperoni Pizza or something earlier in the last 24 hours and it is just now being digested. Beef has to begin rotting inside your stomach for your body to digest it normally.

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Old 09-28-2009, 01:02 PM   #3
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i had tacos lastnight too..... omnomnomnomnom its amazing what $7.18 at Taco bell gets ya
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And I guess this is why we are getting thrown in to a sub section...

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because we eat tacos and fart pepperoni....?
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because we eat tacos and fart pepperoni....?
he was only farting pepperoni smell. you have a far more serious issue.
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:24 PM   #7
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this is a fine example of what will be in the new subsection. this way, you guys and girls can have all of the otarded fun, but you still have to follow the MF rules.

threads like this are stupid, and they piss some people off. some people think that theyre light hearted and fun, and since it doesnt break the rules, we will have a section for this type of post...

there will be more details soon, and we are going to give the group that we so affectionately refer to as OTards input as to how to work out this new section.

and if hes farting pepperoni, it sounds like he doesnt have a problem...it sounds like his ass is a meat machine..

but we already knew that...

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The Otard section needs RS and Torino to be the mods. RS for the political stuff and Torino, well, I don't really need to explain why Torino should be a Otard mod, now do I?

Oh, BTW, I had chicken salad from Wawa for lunch, and by the smell I am cranking out right now, I am afraid I could be on my way out. I had mini-wheats for breakfast and chicken salad for lunch. I pity my toilet when I get home lol.
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