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I'm starting an organization to ban fat chicks in the United States of America.
Who's in?
We'll start a very friendly, economical program that sends fat chicks to "internment camps" until they are deemed fit for society. They will have a low carb/low fat/high protein diet there, and enjoy exercise.
Remember!
-Fat chicks wear skinny clothes that promote vomiting.
-Fat chicks eat excessive amounts of food, leaving less for me and you.
-Fat chicks think they're sexy, and will try to seduce you by jumping out from behind trees and trying to kiss you. After you deny them, they'll spread rumors about your being gay because you didn't want to kiss them. It's a fact.
-Fat chicks sweat and fart profusely, contaminating our air with harmful ozone destroying pollutants.
-There are a lot of fat chicks that would great skinny! We're really doing them a favor.
She sure did. Even wrote "I'm Gay" in the dust of my Mustangs bumper.
I called her and cussed her out. Made her cry again. Which hopefully burned a few calories.
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Coalition Agaisnt The Fat Females (CATFF)
