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View Poll Results: Rather be Married to?
A hot ass girl who's dumb as hell 7 12.50%
An average girl who's smart 49 87.50%
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Old 10-24-2009, 11:17 AM   #91
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
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Old 10-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #92
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You better stick with the dumb girl.....................brians?!?!?!?!?
I DID SPELL IT CORRECTLY BRAINS, 1 OF THESE BUTT FUK MODS SWITCHED IT LMAO
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Old 10-24-2009, 12:00 PM   #93
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that'd be butt fuk admin im pretty sure
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