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heres one for my bf.., before we were dating, i think it was the first or second time i saw him in a bar.. i think the second i saw him but first i talked to him.. he mentioned he had a tattoo on his leg (hes sitting on a bar stool btw), i was like orly where? he motioned down to his leg and kinda lifted it a little onto the stool beside it so i could see. well it was kinda dark in there so for whatever stupid reason (oh yeah, i was drunk) i grabbed his leg like it wasnt attached and lifted it up and dumped his ass off the stool.. of course embarrassing the **** outta both of us, but it was pretty funny.
as for other guys.. i like when im about to go to a show (music, not freak) and wear my boots/fishnets/skirt and go into a store or something and guys are with their gf's and will stare at me when i bend over or something and get slapped, it makes me lol. also, when i wear my 'swallow bitch, swallow' shirt out, guys will stare at it and smile at me (because apparently guys read shirts more than girls do) and get slapped by their girl (i guess assuming theyre smiling at me and not the shirt) good stuff.
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You crazy backwood moonshine drinkin' mutha fukuz! - HRnB
Friend of mine from college was dating a cop and she set me up with her boyfriend's co-worker. Four of us went out and they drove.
My date was was getting very friendly in the back seat...and I was a bit shocked on how "easily excited" he was. So then he reaches down and pulls a hand gun out of his pants.
Both guys are distant history but whenever I see her she asks me "Is that your gun or are you just happy to see me?" lol
Lol you don't even know how many ways that joke can be played out....
heres one for my bf.., before we were dating, i think it was the first or second time i saw him in a bar.. i think the second i saw him but first i talked to him.. he mentioned he had a tattoo on his leg (hes sitting on a bar stool btw), i was like orly where? he motioned down to his leg and kinda lifted it a little onto the stool beside it so i could see. well it was kinda dark in there so for whatever stupid reason (oh yeah, i was drunk) i grabbed his leg like it wasnt attached and lifted it up and dumped his ass off the stool.. of course embarrassing the **** outta both of us, but it was pretty funny.
as for other guys.. i like when im about to go to a show (music, not freak) and wear my boots/fishnets/skirt and go into a store or something and guys are with their gf's and will stare at me when i bend over or something and get slapped, it makes me lol. also, when i wear my 'swallow bitch, swallow' shirt out, guys will stare at it and smile at me (because apparently guys read shirts more than girls do) and get slapped by their girl (i guess assuming theyre smiling at me and not the shirt) good stuff.
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I loues my kriS ~ Zanador
- HRnB
