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santa rides a rusty fox body

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Old 12-25-2011, 12:02 PM   #1
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Default santa rides a rusty fox body

Merry Christmas from Kijiji
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the lou,
people were selling JUNK cause thats what they do.

15 pages of dryrotted tires,
"good" motors full of water, god bless the liars.

Storage sheds full of mustang parts, prices double,
place your own ad, its gonna be troube...

Texts and calls in the middle of the night,
assonine questions: you still have this, right?

Santa is ready with his list good and naughty,
but instead of a sleigh, he rides a rusty foxbody.

"On b cam! on e cam! on f, x, and z!"
"I sell worthless junk, give your money to me!"

And with a grind and a pop from the rebuilt t-5,
blue smoke filled the air as santa started his drive.

You chumps will flag this, because you know that I'm right,
so to all the 2 bit hustlers, merry christmas! and goodnight!
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Its all about the team and I've got a good one.
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Old 12-25-2011, 12:46 PM   #2
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well as usual.....i made it half way through kids post then got so distracted i didnt even remember what i was reading.....

haha...pretty funny though, and so true
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Old 12-25-2011, 03:56 PM   #3
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Well done! LOL
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Old 12-25-2011, 05:54 PM   #4
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Sweet. Somebody has sold a lot of used parts in their day.
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Old 12-25-2011, 10:52 PM   #5
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lmao thats hilarious man
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Old 12-26-2011, 01:57 PM   #6
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Nice post!

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Old 12-26-2011, 07:34 PM   #7
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you just took MFOT to new levels with your creativity, would recommend to friends and family. (and steve)
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Old 12-27-2011, 03:07 AM   #8
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I seriously laughed out loud when I read the thread title.

I didn't read any of the body because I saw this body.

Click the image to open in full size.

and thenn i wahsshhhhhhhhijjjkellllllrrrrrp9ppppppp999999
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