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Old 11-30-2013, 12:33 PM   #21
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The devil? That's not a very polite thing to say about maw nature. She tries so hard to amaze and delight. You best get her something nice on Earth Day for that remark.
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Spout all that hippie bullschit you want to but das duh wurk ub de debil!
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Old 11-30-2013, 11:27 PM   #26
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I heard Paul walker died. From a car crash?
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Paul walker http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/m...tuary/3793429/
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It's always a bummer when the good guys die.
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:39 PM   #29
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Yeah, reading about him was a surprise.....quite the disaster relief dude. The Filipinos love him.
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Amazon is going to start delivering packages by drones. Delivery will only tak 30 minutes. For Amazon Prime Air customers..

http://www.maximumpc.com/amazon_prim...ng_drones_2015

http://www.amazon.com/b?ref_=tsm_1_y...ode=8037720011
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Amazon is going to start delivering packages by drones. Delivery will only tak 30 minutes. For Amazon Prime Air customers..

http://www.maximumpc.com/amazon_prim...ng_drones_2015

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That's all we need. More **** flying around over our heads just waiting to malfunction.

Also shouldn't be long before interceptor drones are made by criminal geeks to do aerial crimes.
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That's all we need. More **** flying around over our heads just waiting to malfunction.

Also shouldn't be long before interceptor drones are made by criminal geeks to do aerial crimes.
Maybe in So Cal. Here in NC there'll be no need for interceptor drones, just rednecks with shotguns, hahah.
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Maybe in So Cal. Here in NC there'll be no need for interceptor drones, just rednecks with shotguns, hahah.


Hey Jim Bo, there's another one! It's coming right at us! Shoot it!
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Another reason for redknecks to buy one of these


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Ya know...judgment day (Terminator style) won't be started because of Skynet...it will be brought to you by Amazon Prime Air ;-)
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Damn you Skynet! Disguising yourself as my best friend to learn all my habits!
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WHAT?! QUICKLY! TO THE OERLIKONS!
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well, its getting cold outside again...****in reached down to the 40s the other day.  almost can't wait for the snowy stuff............................almost i don't have a twitter account nor have i ever been to a twitter web page (update: i have), but if i ever did decide to take the plunge i will let you know by posting it in this awesome little box of text (update: not really)! i like tacos lol...though between crunchy tacos and soft tacos i cannot really say which one is better.  sometimes, the mess a crunchy taco leaves behind is a little annoying while the soft taco just doesn't have the same taste... cake is so much better than pie no, srsly.  **** pie. ****ing
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lowest average income by state:
http://money.msn.com/credit-rating/c...ntid=252978729

10. Arizona ($35,979)
9. Alabama
8. New Mexico
7. Kentucky
6. Arkansas
5. Utah
4. West Virgnia
3. South Carolina
2. Idaho
1. Missississippi ($33,073)

This includes cost of living differences... according to the first page, but it looks like just straight up wages.

edit: yes, I did a cost of living analysis, if I made 35,979 in Phoenix, AZ, then moved to NY I would need to make 83,775 a year. average new York income is 52,000 though.

So it doesn't take a into account the cost of living included which would be a much more interesting comparison.
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