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I read the news today: dick jokes!

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Old 11-26-2013, 11:48 AM   #1
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Default I read the news today: dick jokes!

If it's not politics, religion nor pictures of cats doing funny things, this is where the days top face palmers go.

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This story irks me, so this is a good one to start things off.
"Swindling New York deli owners gave $1million lottery winning customer just $1,000 and then KEPT the scratch-off ticket for themselves"
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Old 11-26-2013, 11:51 AM   #2
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Rod Ford sex tape?????


Now that's some good stuff, I also like the bus tour by satanists


http://www.calgarysun.com/2013/11/25...flick-bus-tour
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Lol. I heart Rob Ford now. He's my second favorite Canadian!
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The Beastie Boys have been wronged and sue over this and now are being countersued! (original =
) news article = http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks...ver-Girls-song
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:59 PM   #5
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I like the message of the company Goldie Blox. But the Beasties are right. They didn't give permission to use their song because they don't want their music used in any kind of advertising. I've read about their stance before in that regard.
I hate how advertising agencies think they can change a few words in a song and make it theirs.
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Lol. I heart Rob Ford now. He's my second favorite Canadian!

I assume I'm your first favorite, I love you too boozer
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Likewise, I'm sure.
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I like the message of the company Goldie Blox. But the Beasties are right. They didn't give permission to use their song because they don't want their music used in any kind of advertising. I've read about their stance before in that regard.
I hate how advertising agencies think they can change a few words in a song and make it theirs.
Yeah... Parody is usually allowed though. Their song isn't being used, a parody of their song is being used in advertising, as long as the creators of the parody have given rights to use it is legal. And as long as that song is considered parody it is legal. If they rule the song is not parody and is instead copyright infringement then goldiebox will be in trouble. From listening to it I think goldiebox will be okay, it's amusing, most of the lyrics are changed... The issue they might run into is girls is used a lot in that song and this one.. they might determine it too closely resembles to original work.
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And as long as that song is considered parody it is legal
Not if it's used to advertise a product(s). A parody on youtube is a different story. But Prince won't even allow that. If you use a Prince song for anything, even a home movie and it's on the internet, they'll pull it.

Remember that song Down Under way back like 30+ years ago by Men At Work? They were sued and lost because the flute riff is similar to the old Aussie song "kookaburra sits in the old gum tree". And that was just a riff!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...own-Under.html

...and because it was being sold for years before the law suite, they get royalties for years of it's use, lol.

Compare the two here. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph...-compared.html
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Using other people's music in your youtube videos can get them yanked (as long as someone complains) it doesn't matter who the artist is. Making a parody of a song is legal. that example of something sounding just like it for a song is illegal, like vanilla ice vs queen.

Weird Al always gets permission to parody music but he isn't required to. For example I remember Amish Paradise wasn't authorized according to coolio and he was unhappy about it. Al responded with he thought he knew about it and was okay about it. So weird Al wants to do prince songs but wont.

here is another example, ice ice baby parodies don't have to pay any royalties to queen.

oh here is another one, he didn't get permission from lady gaga (or she said no) but he released it anyway (weird al)

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/201...e-anyway.shtml
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Amish driveby,
Wont paste god damnit just google amish driveby
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Have ya'll heard of this mean broad?

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/montana-bri...023051623.html
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/montana-bri...023051623.html
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Baby dinosaur discovered just outside of Calgary....CLONE IT EH!


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Top ten happiest/saddest countries. Canada got #3 with their high levels of Skar and Dr. Howard populace.

The lack of more Mishri dragged the US to #11.

http://money.msn.com/investing/happi...untries-2013-1

US moved up one spot from last year, but fell to 24th in the Economy ranking. The land of the free ranks only 16th in Personal Freedom but 2nd in Health
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pfft. Land of the Free, my ***.
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Top ten happiest/saddest countries. Canada got #3 with their high levels of Skar and Dr. Howard populace.

The lack of more Mishri dragged the US to #11.

http://money.msn.com/investing/happi...untries-2013-1

US moved up one spot from last year, but fell to 24th in the Economy ranking. The land of the free ranks only 16th in Personal Freedom but 2nd in Health

I take full credit for Canada being third on the list, skar caused us not to be number 1, well him and justin beiber
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Here's a good Thanksgiving story, Back in WW2 a Polish family gave shelter to a Jewish family that were hiding fro the ****'s. They hid throughout the war until the Russians liberated Poland, because his life was saved, he had multiple children, grand children and great grand children. The remaining living person who helped hide them will be meeting with the remaining living person who was saved and along with his entire family to celebrate Thanksgiving today. It's a good story!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/28...ily-saved-him/
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Pissed off ex husband buys the house next to his ex wife's house and erects a middle finger statue pointed at her house.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4296764.html
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