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Old 07-09-2014, 03:44 PM   #1
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Who else owns a big ****ing vehicle. I went to grab something out of my 05 durango today and I forgot how ****ing MASSIVE it is compared to the stang. I will crush everyone on the road come winter.
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Old 07-09-2014, 04:24 PM   #2
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Who else owns a big ****ing vehicle. I went to grab something out of my 05 durango today and I forgot how ****ing MASSIVE it is compared to the stang. I will crush everyone on the road come winter.
My dick is bigger than your entire body!
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Old 07-09-2014, 05:32 PM   #3
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I have a 2007 Expedition, I think the gross weight on that thing is over 6k lbs! Its like driving a tank
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My dick is bigger than your entire body!
I have a feeling you have a big wallet and a tiny dick, why else would mwustang marry you? WHAM BAM BURNED CALI BOY
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I have a feeling you have a big wallet and a tiny dick, why else would mwustang marry you? WHAM BAM BURNED CALI BOY
Even if that were true, that's no burn. I would rather have a billion dollars than a 4-foot dick, any day.

BTW, **** you, you 4-foot dick!
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Old 07-09-2014, 06:01 PM   #6
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well, its getting cold outside again...****in reached down to the 40s the other day.  almost can't wait for the snowy stuff............................almost i don't have a twitter account nor have i ever been to a twitter web page (update: i have), but if i ever did decide to take the plunge i will let you know by posting it in this awesome little box of text (update: not really)! i like tacos lol...though between crunchy tacos and soft tacos i cannot really say which one is better.  sometimes, the mess a crunchy taco leaves behind is a little annoying while the soft taco just doesn't have the same taste... cake is so much better than pie no, srsly.  **** pie. ****ing
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Magnum, like my condom size.

Red you can fit a billion dollars in a wallet?
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Magnum, like my condom size.

Red you can fit a billion dollars in a wallet?
Of course.
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Old 07-09-2014, 08:41 PM   #9
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01 freightliner for work, I win.
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Old 07-09-2014, 09:50 PM   #10
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01 freightliner for work, I win.
50 ton Volvo mining truck, for work.

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Why would you brag about owning one of the crappiest SUV's of all time?

P.S. Step ladder much?
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^good luck dying of a heart attack, I really know you run the dirty burger with that cheeseburger locker gut of yours know what im sayin? I love the rango and your opinion is invalid. Have a nice day pimp
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^good luck dying of a heart attack, I really know you run the dirty burger with that cheeseburger locker gut of yours know what im sayin? I love the rango and your opinion is invalid. Have a nice day pimp
No. No one does.

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Is this your PIMP gheyrango....

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real men drive this...

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PUTIN'S LADA NIVA....a real short man's truck!!
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Why would you brag about owning one of the crappiest SUV's of all time?

P.S. Step ladder much?

You win, how many gears does that have
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Behold the Mighty Whitey!

5.4 liters of 4x4 redneck fury.

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It eats Tahoes and poops Durangos


Ok. It's not mine but it's pretty much identical.
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You win, how many gears does that have
Hell if I know. I don't drive things, I'm management

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5.4 liters of 4x4 redneck fury.
I'ma Ford guy (ish) so don't get me wrong, but...

I rank you slightly above a Durango... Unless you really wanted an underpowered, over-thirsty modular that you can't change sparkplugs in
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Underpowered?

Granted, she isn't going to win any 1/4 mile race but she wasn't intended to. I once recovered a 28' GMC motorhome that was buried to the axle in sugar sand and never broke traction once with not even a hint of a spin.

The Mighty Whitey's got nuts. Big. Hairy. Nuts.

She is a thirsty ho but since I drive only 5 miles to work, mileage be damned. It has been a great family vehicle and has served the Fastback clan well for over 10 years.
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I'm curious Luke

Exactly how many booster seats do you use to see over the dash of that thing?

And how do you reach the pedals?
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Underpowered?

Granted, she isn't going to win any 1/4 mile race but she wasn't intended to. I once recovered a 28' GMC motorhome that was buried to the axle in sugar sand and never broke traction once with not even a hint of a spin.

The Mighty Whitey's got nuts. Big. Hairy. Nuts.

She is a thirsty ho but since I drive only 5 miles to work, mileage be damned. It has been a great family vehicle and has served the Fastback clan well for over 10 years.
Be happy you have the 5.4. My parents also had a 5.4, thing was alright. Older brother had a 98 4.6. SLowest ****ing thing ever.
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