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Old 10-16-2014, 07:48 AM   #1
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^ my life exactly, except replace the stang with my *****.

....I have to turn off my computer wallpaper when guests are over.
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Old 10-16-2014, 12:53 PM   #3
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^ my life exactly, except replace the stang with my *****.

....I have to turn off my computer wallpaper when guests are over.
Same here, except with mine I bury it all the time without me. Well, I'm there but the rest of me is not being buried with it.
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Old 10-16-2014, 01:40 PM   #4
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Same here, except with mine I bury it all the time without me. Well, I'm there but the rest of me is not being buried with it.
Wait, so you stick your dick in the dirt? So, you're Shady?
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Wait, so you stick your dick in the dirt? So, you're Shady?
Dude, if you call my wife's vagina "the dirt" one more time, I keeel you.
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I'm trying really hard to make a sideways 99gtverticalvagina joke, but I can't come up with one.
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reds wife has a vert poon
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They are all vertical, Copernicus.

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