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Old 07-23-2015, 11:39 PM   #1
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Default STOP RIGHT NOW! Go wipe your butt.

$10 says there's some brown or yellow on the paper.

Use babywipes. You'll be clean all day.
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Dan! Why?
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Nothing but blood. Where's my $10?@
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Nothing but semen. Where's my $10?@
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Dan! Why?

I took a big steaming dump at work, and 5 hours later thought I should go mop up with another baby wipe and I was 100% clean with no stink.
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No toilet paper is necessary if you own a schit eatin' dog. Call him in when you're finished, bend over and voila! Snack time for Fido!
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No toilet paper is necessary if you own a schit eatin' dog. Call him in when you're finished, bend over and voila! Snack time for Fido!
Not everyone can find a wife like yours.
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...or yer momma
At least I know who my momma is.
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