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Old 12-23-2005, 11:20 AM   #1
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Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why don't women need a watch?
There is a clock on the stove.

Why don't women know how to ski?
There is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing... you already told her twice.

anybody have anymore good ones?
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Old 12-23-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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Old 12-23-2005, 11:31 AM   #3
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Q: What's the worthless piece of loose skin around a woman's vagina?

A: The woman
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation... She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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Old 12-23-2005, 11:39 AM   #5
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What is a woman doing when she is staring at a blank piece of paper?

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A deaf and mute couple who had been married for a few years were going to sleep one night.

Woman (signing): "We should come up with a way to let the other know whether or not we want to have sex. If you want to have sex with me, squeeze my left breast once... if you don't, squeeze it twice"

Man (signing): "Okay sweetie... if YOU want to have sex, tug on my ***** once. If you don't want to have sex, tug on it..... fifty times"
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Old 12-23-2005, 12:08 PM   #7
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Two guys go golfing. The one guy says to the other guy "Check out this new set of clubs I got for my wife."

The other guy looks at them and says "Good Trade."

Now that is some funny s**t!
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there is a guy at work with a license plate frame for his truck, the top says: "I got a gun for my wife" and hte bottom says: "Not a bad trade"
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[sm=icon_rofl.gif] HAHAAH! that one's great ...i love at the bottom it says "yes, it's your fault" [sm=icon_rofl.gif]
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[sm=icon_rofl.gif] HAHAAH! that one's great ...i love at the bottom it says "yes, it's your fault" [sm=icon_rofl.gif]
we know what it says, we can read

unlike you.....stomcahc


hah just messin.
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Old 12-23-2005, 08:39 PM   #13
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Why are female skydivers required to wear pantyhose?

So they don't whistle on the way down
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Why are female skydivers required to wear pantyhose?

So they don't whistle on the way down
hahaha, that was a good one
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Old 12-25-2005, 11:45 PM   #15
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not really a mean joke but.....

women always say how much it hurts to give birth, so why do it more than once? when a guy gets his **** stuck in the zipper we don't go and do it again
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