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Forum: Off Topic Today, 09:27 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 33
Posted By fastbackford351
Everything here is still greener than goose schit...

Everything here is still greener than goose schit and in like 41 days it is going to still be greener than goose schit.


We've had a schit load of rain this summer.
Forum: Off Topic 08-18-2014, 05:58 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 367
Posted By fastbackford351
There will be snow cones served in hell before I...

There will be snow cones served in hell before I buy in an HOA community.
The only HOA I have to answer to is Mrs. Fastback.

But you signed the paper and they own your miserable ass so quit...
Forum: Off Topic 08-17-2014, 07:04 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 228
Posted By fastbackford351
Quit phucking around and get yourself a classic. ...

Quit phucking around and get yourself a classic.


Behold the majesty of the Winchester Model 12

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Winchester_Model_12_1363.jpg

The classics...
Forum: Off Topic 08-15-2014, 10:27 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 162
Posted By fastbackford351
Huh. That would explain my unusually hairy dick...

Huh. That would explain my unusually hairy dick and my hard head.
Forum: Off Topic 08-15-2014, 09:17 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 162
Posted By fastbackford351
Funny... That's what your mother calls me.

Funny...

That's what your mother calls me.
Forum: Off Topic 08-12-2014, 08:40 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 228
Posted By fastbackford351
Here's an offer you can make: Tell him that...

Here's an offer you can make:

Tell him that the next time you sex up his daughter, promise him that you won't skull phuck her until she passes out.


See if he goes for that.


If he...
Forum: Off Topic 08-11-2014, 08:41 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 233
Posted By fastbackford351
Man, what a cryin' ass shame. What kind of...

Man, what a cryin' ass shame. What kind of demons must he have been dealing with to make him end it like that?
Damnit, when somebody I care about kills themselves it really pisses me off.

I...
Forum: Off Topic 08-10-2014, 04:51 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 381
Posted By fastbackford351
Why do you ask? Have they quit teaching...

Why do you ask?

Have they quit teaching that?
Forum: Off Topic 08-10-2014, 01:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 153
Posted By fastbackford351
Get a job, hippie.

Get a job, hippie.
Forum: Off Topic 08-10-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 381
Posted By fastbackford351
That dude walked 15-20 feet down into traffic to...

That dude walked 15-20 feet down into traffic to get swiped by Stewart. Dumbass.

Didn't we learn before we were in kindergarten not to walk into traffic?
Forum: Off Topic 08-07-2014, 04:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 195
Posted By fastbackford351
Hahaha. That's clever as hell. I hope you sell a...

Hahaha. That's clever as hell. I hope you sell a million of 'em.
Forum: Off Topic 08-07-2014, 02:22 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 431
Posted By fastbackford351
This, in spades.

This, in spades.
Forum: Off Topic 08-07-2014, 10:18 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 431
Posted By fastbackford351
I'd probably buy a good used stock one and rock...

I'd probably buy a good used stock one and rock on...or....stuff a 5.4 in there just for the schits and giggles.
Forum: Off Topic 08-06-2014, 09:03 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 875
Posted By fastbackford351
If I was starting over again, I'd learn how to...

If I was starting over again, I'd learn how to weld real well and get on the next thing smoking to North Dakota or Texas.
Forum: Off Topic 08-06-2014, 02:16 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 875
Posted By fastbackford351
I didn't seriously go to college until after I...

I didn't seriously go to college until after I did a hitch in the U.S. Army. The first time I went I was right out of high school and WAAYY too unmotivated for it. I spent all my time at the beach...
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 03:59 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 790
Posted By fastbackford351
GEORGE WASHINGTON! There. I won the contest...

GEORGE WASHINGTON!
There.
I won the contest now send me a shirt.
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 03:56 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 371
Posted By fastbackford351
You know who else doesn't like the pony interior?...

You know who else doesn't like the pony interior?

Communists. Godamned communist hippies.
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 03:54 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 509
Posted By fastbackford351
And breed with meese (which as we determined...

And breed with meese (which as we determined before is the plural of moose).
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 10:04 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 654
Posted By fastbackford351
It depends on the person. If they are seriously...

It depends on the person. If they are seriously interested I'll give them a soup to nuts tour.
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 509
Posted By fastbackford351
Lol..That'll work.

Lol..That'll work.
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 08:09 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 509
Posted By fastbackford351
Whole milk works good too.

Whole milk works good too.
Forum: Off Topic 08-04-2014, 09:04 PM
Replies: 847
Views: 12,687
Posted By fastbackford351
Check out these pictures of a 12'+ gator...

Check out these pictures of a 12'+ gator absolutely dish-ragging an 8 footer.
...
Forum: Off Topic 08-04-2014, 08:50 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 509
Posted By fastbackford351
Yuck it up you little punks. As soon as I...

Yuck it up you little punks.

As soon as I take a nap and pill-up on some Geritol there is gonna be hell to pay.
Forum: Off Topic 08-04-2014, 03:44 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 509
Posted By fastbackford351
I would have put my foot so far up your friends...

I would have put my foot so far up your friends ass that his breath would have smelled like shoe leather.

You never intentionally smash your door into another car. That's a rookie, immature...
Forum: Off Topic 08-04-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 371
Posted By fastbackford351
What's tacky about that?

What's tacky about that?
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