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Forum: Off Topic Today, 06:29 PM
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Posted By redass02gt
it sounded like cars used to sound on sega...

it sounded like cars used to sound on sega genesis.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 05:58 PM
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Posted By redass02gt
Just put it in your purse.

Just put it in your purse.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 01:15 PM
Replies: 184,308
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Posted By redass02gt
Dear Diaryhea, WWE up 5% today! Next time...

Dear Diaryhea,

WWE up 5% today! Next time everyone will listen to me when I tell them to invest in steroids, midgets and sluts being sold as entertainment for simpleminded folk.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 12:35 PM
Replies: 15,977
Views: 967,327
Posted By redass02gt
Kids these days still think pulling out is a...

Kids these days still think pulling out is a useful form of birth control or is that part of the joke? I'm old and confused I think.
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2014, 04:16 PM
Replies: 184,308
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Posted By redass02gt
Did you check up your butt and around the corner?

Did you check up your butt and around the corner?
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2014, 03:53 PM
Replies: 184,308
Views: 5,371,797
Posted By redass02gt
Don't get a hypercharger, your car will go into...

Don't get a hypercharger, your car will go into hyperactive mode.
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2014, 02:05 PM
Replies: 10,984
Views: 171,267
Posted By redass02gt
You need an Ebola czar to give people like Mach a...

You need an Ebola czar to give people like Mach a nice hug so he can feel ok again.

Remember when Firestone killed people because they couldn't make safe tires? Yeah, put them in charge,...
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2014, 01:58 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 588
Posted By redass02gt
If only there was a way to do that. Imagine if...

If only there was a way to do that. Imagine if companies just made things on their own that you could put on the car yourself. Imagine if there was an internet discussion forum with dozens of...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 588
Posted By redass02gt
430hp car going 13.5 is not right.

430hp car going 13.5 is not right.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 04:55 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 375
Posted By redass02gt
That's the same reason I never stay at Mandalay...

That's the same reason I never stay at Mandalay Bay.

A half a mile is an extra mile roundtrip that you have to walk every single time you leave your hotel or want to go back to get something. ...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 04:23 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 375
Posted By redass02gt
It's not across the street, it's a half mile down...

It's not across the street, it's a half mile down the strip, at the end of everything. It's not that the walk is horrible, it's that there's no good reason to make the walk.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 03:45 PM
Replies: 10,984
Views: 171,267
Posted By redass02gt
Doesn't matter if you read it or not, because...

Doesn't matter if you read it or not, because it's fiction therefore it didn't actually happen, therefore you can't actually learn from it, and the warnings from it aren't real.

You know how I...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 02:17 PM
Replies: 10,984
Views: 171,267
Posted By redass02gt
Do I really need to point out that was a...

Do I really need to point out that was a fictional book?
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 01:42 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 140
Posted By redass02gt
Dude, if you call my wife's vagina "the dirt" one...

Dude, if you call my wife's vagina "the dirt" one more time, I keeel you.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 140
Posted By redass02gt
Same here, except with mine I bury it all the...

Same here, except with mine I bury it all the time without me. Well, I'm there but the rest of me is not being buried with it.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:51 PM
Replies: 184,308
Views: 5,371,797
Posted By redass02gt
Only if they were really big. and girthy.

Only if they were really big. and girthy.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:50 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 375
Posted By redass02gt
Don't stay at Luxor. It's far from everything. ...

Don't stay at Luxor. It's far from everything. It's also entering the "too old to keep it nice, too new to tear it down" stage of it's life.

Look at a map of the strip and you'll see there...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:41 PM
Replies: 15,977
Views: 967,327
Posted By redass02gt
I'm just glad there is like 1% of the population...

I'm just glad there is like 1% of the population that isn't trying to move here. I hope one day that will grow to 2-3% so there is less traffic.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:39 PM
Replies: 10,984
Views: 171,267
Posted By redass02gt
If you're not contagious until you have symptoms,...

If you're not contagious until you have symptoms, it means it's much less likely that the disease will spread. If you haven't been around anyone showing symptoms of Ebola, you don't have to worry...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:31 PM
Replies: 184,308
Views: 5,371,797
Posted By redass02gt
Honestly I can't believe anyone can stand driving...

Honestly I can't believe anyone can stand driving a camaro every day. It's like they designed a car to be almost impossible to see out of.

Rent one and drive around a city you don't know and...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 12:22 PM
Replies: 10,984
Views: 171,267
Posted By redass02gt
You're not contagious until you're showing...

You're not contagious until you're showing symptoms, so it's not like it's this sneaky thing and nobody would ever know it was being spread. If things were different than the way they are, this sh*t...
Forum: Off Topic 10-15-2014, 10:05 PM
Replies: 184,308
Views: 5,371,797
Posted By redass02gt
1LE is the worst name ever, no wonder GM needed a...

1LE is the worst name ever, no wonder GM needed a bailout. Why didn't they name it the pony raper pack?
Forum: Off Topic 10-15-2014, 09:54 PM
Replies: 184,308
Views: 5,371,797
Posted By redass02gt
It's not actually called the track pack, but if...

It's not actually called the track pack, but if it were called the track pack, it would've been named that because a marketing manager thought it would sell more track packs to the general public.
Forum: Off Topic 10-15-2014, 08:54 PM
Replies: 10,984
Views: 171,267
Posted By redass02gt
Let me know when 23 dozen Americans are going to...

Let me know when 23 dozen Americans are going to do die and it will be time to worry about it maybe a little tiny bit. And it's relatively un-spreadable, like the frozen stick of butter I keep in my...
Forum: Off Topic 10-15-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 184,308
Views: 5,371,797
Posted By redass02gt
This is mustangforums, you giant trailer park...

This is mustangforums, you giant trailer park loving 'mo. No wonder you have a dodge! Al freakin' Bundy drivin' around in a Dodge for cryin' out loud.
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