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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 06:17 AM
Replies: 15,980
Views: 967,544
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
your boy butter\throat yogurt\jiz wiz\ baby...

your boy butter\throat yogurt\jiz wiz\ baby batter\ what ever its being called today
Forum: Off Topic 10-08-2014, 04:47 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,024
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
no weapons in Starbucks or panera bread ... guess...

no weapons in Starbucks or panera bread ... guess i wont ever be going to those stores,, wonder how many i missed.
stores that is
Forum: Off Topic 10-06-2014, 04:49 PM
Replies: 184,334
Views: 5,373,299
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
people better get to replying , one of the jeep...

people better get to replying , one of the jeep forums has a thread called, ''last person to post wins'' it has over a 1 million reply s
Forum: Off Topic 10-04-2014, 04:45 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,024
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
i wear one of these, and if and when i get pulled...

i wear one of these, and if and when i get pulled over window's are down before cop can reach the car and both hands are on the wheel, then i announce loudly that im carrying a concealed weapon.....
Forum: Off Topic 09-21-2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 684
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
lay-Z-boy pilot

lay-Z-boy pilot
Forum: Off Topic 09-20-2014, 06:05 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 918
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
if any of you have really bad acid reflux you...

if any of you have really bad acid reflux you need to talk to your doctors about the linx operation... wife and i both have had it done,,, freaking life saver
read this (...
Forum: Off Topic 09-20-2014, 05:58 PM
Replies: 184,334
Views: 5,373,299
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
6AM 28 degrees, 6PM 70 degrees, new england...

6AM 28 degrees, 6PM 70 degrees, new england weather.lol
Forum: Off Topic 09-19-2014, 06:05 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 918
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
i fixed that for ya,,, i had both done, i...

i fixed that for ya,,, i had both done, i remember nothing about the process, all i can remember is watching the nurse insert the needle into the IV, and then being woken up an hour or so later
Forum: Off Topic 09-17-2014, 07:02 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 439
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
no if im tere only 12 hours for sleep and moving...

no if im tere only 12 hours for sleep and moving on, no tip, staying a a few day's i'll leave 2 bucks a day.
Forum: Off Topic 09-13-2014, 08:03 PM
Replies: 184,334
Views: 5,373,299
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
how far south are you,,, im 15 miles south of...

how far south are you,,, im 15 miles south of boston and i saw them.. it was just around 3:15am
Forum: Off Topic 09-10-2014, 07:19 AM
Replies: 184,334
Views: 5,373,299
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
you sure about that. ...

you sure about that.
http://www.articlesweb.org/blog/wp-content/gallery/how-you-can-find-out-who-the-ugliest-celebrities-are/how-you-can-find-out-who-the-ugliest-celebrities-are-3.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 08-20-2014, 07:54 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 314
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
it was 38* this am in the great state of...

it was 38* this am in the great state of Maine,,,, winter is coming
Forum: 2005 - 2014 Mustangs 08-16-2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 307
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
you need this tool. i got mine at auto zone for 7...

you need this tool. i got mine at auto zone for 7 bucks.
http://images.thetoolwarehouse.net/images/product_images/OTC/OTC-7574.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 08-15-2014, 05:59 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 215
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
in case you did not know the XJ is a uni-body...

in case you did not know the XJ is a uni-body suv,, i doubt you'll find a plow for it. unless you want to fab something up.
Forum: Off Topic 08-07-2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 184,334
Views: 5,373,299
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
this is the united states calling,,,, are we...

this is the united states calling,,,, are we reaching
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 03:46 PM
Replies: 184,334
Views: 5,373,299
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
so is my mind so twisted that when i see the news...

so is my mind so twisted that when i see the news that the police find a ''DEAD MAN IN A BOX'' the first thing that pops into my mind is Alice in chains........ volume all the way to the right...
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 06:04 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 605
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
Amateur's, pee in coffee cup, pour pee in vent...

Amateur's, pee in coffee cup, pour pee in vent holes at bottom of windshield. inside of car smells like piss for months on end... works best in hot summer months.
Forum: Off Topic 08-05-2014, 04:50 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 841
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
i tell them it has the economy factory option and...

i tell them it has the economy factory option and that its just a 4 cylinder.
Forum: Off Topic 07-27-2014, 05:21 PM
Replies: 18,845
Views: 675,711
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
meetings like the one im heading out to now, the...

meetings like the one im heading out to now, the one at the local bar.
Forum: Off Topic 07-27-2014, 03:23 PM
Replies: 18,845
Views: 675,711
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
you sis are correct, i started drinking all day...

you sis are correct, i started drinking all day everyday when i retired in 2009 and have not looked back....

i consider myself a professional alcoholic, not a drunk mind you but an alcoholic,,,...
Forum: Off Topic 07-26-2014, 05:06 PM
Replies: 18,845
Views: 675,711
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
doubt it, i drank about 40 Budweiser's to dull...

doubt it, i drank about 40 Budweiser's to dull the pain in my back.
Forum: Off Topic 07-26-2014, 05:14 AM
Replies: 18,845
Views: 675,711
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
me after lumping a cord of wood in 90 degree...

me after lumping a cord of wood in 90 degree heat.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10570330_10203247181479351_5512944617157751457_n.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 07-21-2014, 04:36 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 753
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
at one point in my life i owned a 67 fast back....

at one point in my life i owned a 67 fast back. so this was the car for me plus the fact i cant fit in a new Camaro or Corvette and i'll be dammed if im the fat guy driving a fat challenger
Forum: Off Topic 07-10-2014, 06:12 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,336
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
someone fapped to that shes prego,, her real name...

someone fapped to that shes prego,, her real name is Laurel cockpit or something like that.
Forum: Off Topic 07-03-2014, 10:49 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 407
Posted By BLACK-MACHINE
dont really matter awake is awake,, take 2...

dont really matter awake is awake,, take 2 ambient and a triple shot of jager and call it a day
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