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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 10:12 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 363
Posted By fastbackford351
There was a story in Orlando several weeks ago...

There was a story in Orlando several weeks ago about a woman who wrecked her car and died. As I recall it was some Toyota or equally schitty car. She had been trying to elude somebody who was...
Forum: Off Topic 10-28-2014, 07:17 AM
Replies: 1,104
Views: 27,507
Posted By fastbackford351
I'll bet Morgan is tailing the group and...

I'll bet Morgan is tailing the group and unbeknownst to them he has their six.


Or he could be crazier than a schit house rat and is coming to get his guns back.
Forum: Off Topic 10-25-2014, 12:14 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 455
Posted By fastbackford351
You can tell they don't have much face time with...

You can tell they don't have much face time with that rifle.

Points deducted for the Pimp Daddy saddle ring.

The correct answer is blue steel. Not Pimp Daddy brass.

Cold. Blue. Steel.
Forum: Off Topic 10-24-2014, 07:21 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 455
Posted By fastbackford351
What are the regulations regarding facial hair in...

What are the regulations regarding facial hair in the Canadian military?

Looking at the Sgt. at Arms escort it doesn't appear there is one.
Forum: Off Topic 10-22-2014, 03:27 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 198
Posted By fastbackford351
How is that a parody? The wild claims made by...

How is that a parody? The wild claims made by this spot are right in line with what the outlandish claims made about his predecessors by The Party.

And my 2.5 ton tube tv is vintage 1988. The...
Forum: Off Topic 10-22-2014, 11:19 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 198
Posted By fastbackford351
North Korean Propaganda Commercial on Cartoon Network

So this morning I turn on the TV in my bedroom and it is on the cartoon network. As I go to change the channel this commercial comes on and the North Korean flag catches my attention. My wife...
Forum: Classic Mustangs (Tech) 10-21-2014, 02:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 257
Posted By fastbackford351
Ethanol is a bitch. A worthless, carb killing...

Ethanol is a bitch. A worthless, carb killing bitch.
Forum: Off Topic 10-19-2014, 08:03 AM
Replies: 2,996
Views: 85,824
Posted By fastbackford351
Best Vines dude are you 5 - YouTube

Best Vines dude are you 5 - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2014, 09:49 PM
Replies: 2,996
Views: 85,824
Posted By fastbackford351
Playing The Star-Spangled Banner with a Gun:...

Playing The Star-Spangled Banner with a Gun: www.MusicalTargets.com - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2014, 07:19 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 915
Posted By fastbackford351
^+1^ to 07 While all you naysayers...

^+1^ to 07



While all you naysayers hating on the Mustang are slobbing knobs and giving handies to each other across the internet, remember that the Boys from Dearborn don't take a back seat to...
Forum: Classic Mustangs (Tech) 10-16-2014, 08:23 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 343
Posted By fastbackford351
That is bad ass. I'll bet it's a hoot at the mud...

That is bad ass. I'll bet it's a hoot at the mud hole.
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 07:33 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 421
Posted By fastbackford351
Ever since I was 16 years old and decided to show...

Ever since I was 16 years old and decided to show the world what a bad ass I was and drink a schit load of Jack Daniels through a coffee straw I can't do whiskey of any kind. It took 20 years before...
Forum: Off Topic 10-16-2014, 07:27 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 514
Posted By fastbackford351
I recommend the Luxor because nobody calls the...

I recommend the Luxor because nobody calls the cops when your friend accidentally discharges his .357 Magnum in his room and blows out the bottom of his bag & wounds the TV cabinet.
Hell, I didn't...
Forum: Off Topic 10-15-2014, 08:44 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,521
Posted By fastbackford351
Mr. Old(er than my) Balls is an ancient...

Mr. Old(er than my) Balls is an ancient self-righteous hippy pining for the days of his misspent youth desperate to drop some knowledge on our dumb asses.

The only problem is, the putz can't tell...
Forum: Off Topic 10-13-2014, 12:33 PM
Replies: 30
Poll: Poop Jokes
Views: 413
Posted By fastbackford351
It's not old. It's classic and nobody else was...

It's not old. It's classic and nobody else was telling poop jokes and that's the only one I know except for the Mod who jammed his thumb up his dogs ass.
Forum: Classic Mustangs (Tech) 10-13-2014, 11:01 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 343
Posted By fastbackford351
Ouch. That's a rough lesson to have to learn. ...

Ouch. That's a rough lesson to have to learn.

I saw a lady here in town who had a 65 fastback in her yard for a while that wasn't moving so I stopped to inquire about it and she told me that...
Forum: Classic Mustangs (Tech) 10-13-2014, 10:57 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 427
Posted By fastbackford351
I think the last time I replaced mine I used one...

I think the last time I replaced mine I used one from a mid-70's F150. Whatever it was had the same plumbing as the Mustang but with a larger reservoir.
Forum: Off Topic 10-13-2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 30
Poll: Poop Jokes
Views: 413
Posted By fastbackford351
A bear and a rabbit are in the middle of the...

A bear and a rabbit are in the middle of the woods taking a poop.

Bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"

"No", says the...
Forum: Off Topic 10-13-2014, 10:45 AM
Replies: 1,104
Views: 27,507
Posted By fastbackford351
Helluva good show last night. Carol doesn't...

Helluva good show last night. Carol doesn't phuck around, well except maybe with Daryl. I'm thinking they may have been slipping out behind the prison and banging before Rick exiled her.
Forum: Off Topic 10-08-2014, 07:31 AM
Replies: 30
Poll: Poop Jokes
Views: 413
Posted By fastbackford351
My puppy likes to poop right in front of my car...

My puppy likes to poop right in front of my car doors or on the front porch. We've had a couple of Come to Jesus meetings about it but so far she is still behaving like a little heathen.
Forum: Off Topic 10-07-2014, 08:25 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 856
Posted By fastbackford351
Somebody's pussy hurts...

Somebody's pussy hurts...
Forum: Classic Mustangs (Tech) 10-06-2014, 06:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 427
Posted By fastbackford351
Granada swap w/no power assist. 20 years and...

Granada swap w/no power assist.

20 years and counting.
Forum: Off Topic 10-06-2014, 04:47 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 516
Posted By fastbackford351
NAAAWWZZZZZ

NAAAWWZZZZZ
Forum: Off Topic 10-06-2014, 02:41 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,521
Posted By fastbackford351
ain't it the truth

ain't it the truth
Forum: Off Topic 10-05-2014, 08:29 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 3,521
Posted By fastbackford351
http://thewordeyeheard.com/wp-content/uploads/2014...

http://thewordeyeheard.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/no-he-didnt.jpg
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