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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 04:11 PM
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Posted By redass02gt
I don't understand... why not just talk to her? ...

I don't understand... why not just talk to her? If she's on a website looking for d*ck, tell her you think she looks pretty.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 09:07 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,562
Posted By redass02gt
Careful, or he'll shake that disgusting finger of...

Careful, or he'll shake that disgusting finger of his at you.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 07:12 PM
Replies: 184,763
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Posted By redass02gt
So why are you asking what to do next? 1 -...

So why are you asking what to do next?

1 - Make her laugh
2 - Make her breakfast
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 07:02 PM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
It's weird to me how Oxnard isn't here to tell us...

It's weird to me how Oxnard isn't here to tell us all about the latest Benghazi report. Hmm, I wonder why.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 184,763
Views: 5,444,357
Posted By redass02gt
WTF are you people going on about? A girl said...

WTF are you people going on about? A girl said something to you via text and then that's it? Is this some kind of myspace sh*t or what?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 03:08 PM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
Why would it?

Why would it?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 184,763
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Posted By redass02gt
Are you worried that she'll steal your strap on...

Are you worried that she'll steal your strap on if you get drunk and pass out?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 02:45 PM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
I think the real thing at play is that it is...

I think the real thing at play is that it is impossible to make the problem go away. This is a push and pull between a pragmatic solution and an ideological solution. As long as somebody wants...
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 01:08 PM
Replies: 184,763
Views: 5,444,357
Posted By redass02gt
Ha, mention a strap-on and look who shows up. ...

Ha, mention a strap-on and look who shows up.

Hi SPC. What have you been up to? Did you get thrown in jail again?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 01:06 PM
Replies: 184,763
Views: 5,444,357
Posted By redass02gt
You didn't look hard enough. ...

You didn't look hard enough.
http://mustangforums.com/forum/off-topic/703704-i-read-the-news-today-the-wtf-meter-has-gone-to-plaid-51.html#post8444368
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
it's all downhill after this edit. *mic drop*

it's all downhill after this edit.

*mic drop*
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 10:39 PM
Replies: 184,763
Views: 5,444,357
Posted By redass02gt
Akiba is the official MF bicycle strap-on expert....

Akiba is the official MF bicycle strap-on expert. DO NOT QUESTION AKIBA'S KNOWLEDGE OF STRAP-ON EQUIPMENT!!!
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 186
Posted By redass02gt
You can solve that problem by drinking beer. ...

You can solve that problem by drinking beer.

Costco usually has some really good prices on mammary foam.
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 09:20 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 186
Posted By redass02gt
I've slept on them at hotels. Not really any...

I've slept on them at hotels. Not really any benefit to having it adjust as far as I can tell. Why would you ever want your bed to be firm one day and soft the next? There is a pump and an air...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:59 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 186
Posted By redass02gt
I recommend a California King, mofo. That way...

I recommend a California King, mofo. That way you can escape to the other side after doin' it. You plan on buying a mattress so you can do it, right?
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:54 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 647
Posted By redass02gt
Yes! It's not like that's just a bit of baggage,...

Yes! It's not like that's just a bit of baggage, it's way too much baggage. I'm hoping she doesn't have kids. If she has kids, it's a no-doubter. At your age, you should be looking for near...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:51 PM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
Famine and more dangerous weather patterns, yes. ...

Famine and more dangerous weather patterns, yes. Harder for the earth to support the same amount of human life, of course. But human extinction is a pretty extreme claim.

The downside is that...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:33 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 647
Posted By redass02gt
Yes, age difference was the original topic, but...

Yes, age difference was the original topic, but then you mentioned all this other baggage that she's got. Baggage is the real concern you should have. Never get seriously involved with baggage. ...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:10 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,562
Posted By redass02gt
Did it occur to you that the online posts...

Did it occur to you that the online posts attributed to this gentleman may simply have been some jerk on an online forum editing his posts without permission, in an attempt at non-awesome humor?
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:02 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 647
Posted By redass02gt
Ok. Two observations based on what you post on...

Ok.
Two observations based on what you post on this forum:

One: You seem to be easily pussy whipped and clingy as hell, man. I think it's because you haven't drawn the line between lust and love...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 06:37 PM
Replies: 1,017
Views: 17,029
Posted By redass02gt
Aw, ****. Looks like Bill Cosby is movin' to...

Aw, ****. Looks like Bill Cosby is movin' to India!
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 06:28 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 4,562
Posted By redass02gt
The proper people to do police work would be the...

The proper people to do police work would be the people who don't seek out police-type work. Just like politicians.

Until we figure out a way to get those people into those jobs, we're stuck with...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
When did anyone ever write energy policy in the...

When did anyone ever write energy policy in the USA?
Forum: Off Topic 11-19-2014, 07:09 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 647
Posted By redass02gt
So... Skar, do you want the honest observation or...

So... Skar, do you want the honest observation or do you want some more bullsh*t that isn't going to hurt your feelings / uterus?
Forum: Off Topic 11-19-2014, 06:50 PM
Replies: 11,330
Views: 178,803
Posted By redass02gt
Well... considering that you're the clown going...

Well... considering that you're the clown going around making **** up about people you don't know, I'd say I know a lot more about facts than you. Tell me more about my job and what I did today.
I...
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