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Search: Posts Made By: redass02gt
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 03:13 PM
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Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
My city has racist police, so we don't have black...

My city has racist police, so we don't have black people in my neighborhood.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 12:56 PM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
Violence and riots are always the best ways to...

Violence and riots are always the best ways to make you neighborhood a better place. it's a matter of having enough pride to go out and put effort into showing everyone how much you care by burning...
Forum: Off Topic 11-24-2014, 04:37 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 716
Posted By redass02gt
Even Betty White is hot compared to the usual...

Even Betty White is hot compared to the usual moose, moosef*cker.
Forum: Off Topic 11-24-2014, 02:08 PM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
Here's what it actually might mean, seeing as not...

Here's what it actually might mean, seeing as not very many of us internet people understand how to interpret the empirical data:...
Forum: Off Topic 11-24-2014, 01:34 PM
Replies: 235
Views: 4,689
Posted By redass02gt
What about "whilst mounted upon a soapbox"? When...

What about "whilst mounted upon a soapbox"? When you think back to how Homer was when you were both in high school together, do you think he would have preferred that, too?
Forum: Off Topic 11-24-2014, 12:48 PM
Replies: 493
Views: 6,199
Posted By redass02gt
MG ripped my new asshole a new asshole.

MG ripped my new asshole a new asshole.
Forum: Off Topic 11-23-2014, 04:11 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
I don't understand... why not just talk to her? ...

I don't understand... why not just talk to her? If she's on a website looking for d*ck, tell her you think she looks pretty.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 09:07 PM
Replies: 235
Views: 4,689
Posted By redass02gt
Careful, or he'll shake that disgusting finger of...

Careful, or he'll shake that disgusting finger of his at you.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 07:12 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
So why are you asking what to do next? 1 -...

So why are you asking what to do next?

1 - Make her laugh
2 - Make her breakfast
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 07:02 PM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
It's weird to me how Oxnard isn't here to tell us...

It's weird to me how Oxnard isn't here to tell us all about the latest Benghazi report. Hmm, I wonder why.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 07:00 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
WTF are you people going on about? A girl said...

WTF are you people going on about? A girl said something to you via text and then that's it? Is this some kind of myspace sh*t or what?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 03:08 PM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
Why would it?

Why would it?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
Are you worried that she'll steal your strap on...

Are you worried that she'll steal your strap on if you get drunk and pass out?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 02:45 PM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
I think the real thing at play is that it is...

I think the real thing at play is that it is impossible to make the problem go away. This is a push and pull between a pragmatic solution and an ideological solution. As long as somebody wants...
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 01:08 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
Ha, mention a strap-on and look who shows up. ...

Ha, mention a strap-on and look who shows up.

Hi SPC. What have you been up to? Did you get thrown in jail again?
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 01:06 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
You didn't look hard enough. ...

You didn't look hard enough.
http://mustangforums.com/forum/off-topic/703704-i-read-the-news-today-the-wtf-meter-has-gone-to-plaid-51.html#post8444368
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
it's all downhill after this edit. *mic drop*

it's all downhill after this edit.

*mic drop*
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 10:39 PM
Replies: 184,771
Views: 5,446,643
Posted By redass02gt
Akiba is the official MF bicycle strap-on expert....

Akiba is the official MF bicycle strap-on expert. DO NOT QUESTION AKIBA'S KNOWLEDGE OF STRAP-ON EQUIPMENT!!!
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 09:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 205
Posted By redass02gt
You can solve that problem by drinking beer. ...

You can solve that problem by drinking beer.

Costco usually has some really good prices on mammary foam.
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 09:20 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 205
Posted By redass02gt
I've slept on them at hotels. Not really any...

I've slept on them at hotels. Not really any benefit to having it adjust as far as I can tell. Why would you ever want your bed to be firm one day and soft the next? There is a pump and an air...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:59 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 205
Posted By redass02gt
I recommend a California King, mofo. That way...

I recommend a California King, mofo. That way you can escape to the other side after doin' it. You plan on buying a mattress so you can do it, right?
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:54 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 716
Posted By redass02gt
Yes! It's not like that's just a bit of baggage,...

Yes! It's not like that's just a bit of baggage, it's way too much baggage. I'm hoping she doesn't have kids. If she has kids, it's a no-doubter. At your age, you should be looking for near...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:51 PM
Replies: 11,358
Views: 179,305
Posted By redass02gt
Famine and more dangerous weather patterns, yes. ...

Famine and more dangerous weather patterns, yes. Harder for the earth to support the same amount of human life, of course. But human extinction is a pretty extreme claim.

The downside is that...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:33 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 716
Posted By redass02gt
Yes, age difference was the original topic, but...

Yes, age difference was the original topic, but then you mentioned all this other baggage that she's got. Baggage is the real concern you should have. Never get seriously involved with baggage. ...
Forum: Off Topic 11-20-2014, 08:10 PM
Replies: 235
Views: 4,689
Posted By redass02gt
Did it occur to you that the online posts...

Did it occur to you that the online posts attributed to this gentleman may simply have been some jerk on an online forum editing his posts without permission, in an attempt at non-awesome humor?
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