jdback19

Well my car has been down for a while so the turbo could get some warranty work done (It blew the fug up) and i have been itching to race someone ever since. Well tonight i got my chance only a day back on the road and i managed to find the biggest tool i have ever had themisfortune of racing. Let me go ahead and introduce to you someone i like to call Mr.Z06ihaveasmalldickandliketorollaroundlikeihavet hebiggestcockintheUNIVERSEandmycarruns9's. Well unfortunatley his car doesnt runs 9's. I came up to a redlight tonight just sitting there minding my own goddamn buisness when this 40 something year old *** hat mid life crisis having mother fugger rolls up next to me. Im listening to some metallica when i hear what sounds like someone talking so i turn down the radio and this tool bag says "Thank god I was fixing to run this red light if i had to listen to anymore of that garbage you were blaring." "But its typical that Mustang drivers have loud stereos to mask what they are missing under the hood." I laugh hysterically to his face cause obviously this jack *** cant see the boost gauge by my head. He says "Oh you think you can run with my car "Mustang boy" ? " I just keep laughing and get out a sentence "What mods do you have on the Z06 there?" He says "Real cars dont need modifications." "If you want to play i am going full throttle when this light turns green try to keep up." About 30 seconds later the light turns green. But first let me give you some current specs on my car : New turbo pushing 13 psi if i had to guess about 550 rwhp because at 15 psiit was making almost 600rwhp also i have the stock mufflers on it so the car is quite as a mouse taking a shyt. I also have the wastegate dumped so it gets loud as fukc when i get into boost like "prison riot loud" So the light turns green and i lay down the LAW. When boost hits i break loose a tad but recover with a quick shift to 2nd and see douche eater in my rearview fading very fast. By the time i hit third "*** fart" was nowhere insight when all of a sudden out of nowherei get this nice ricer flyby. The dumb**** was running with his headlights off we get up to the next stop sign and i try to be decent about it but i couldnt resist. I said "Maybe next time you wont be blinded by your ego and look carefully at the car you're talking shyt about." "So why dont you stick to the golf course and trade your car in for a Passat." He tries to say something clever back but i leave the stop sign with a nice face melting launch from hell.


I hate snobby *** egotistical fukc tards.

simpsonfan13

YES! SWEEEEET KILL!!!!!!
I LOVE IT WHEN TOOLS LIKE HIM GET PUT IN THEIR PLACE!!!
(i love imaginig what they must feel like inside)

he prob went and sold it to get a new z06 tho
well time to mod a shelby and do it all over again

fiad06

I love your stories JD[sm=smiley31.gif]

empatho

good kill I hate people like that good thing you put the smack down on his a$$

05Stang4Me

Good Kill, Your car sounds like a Monster!

flash20

ha nice job justin.

hey we might be meeting up at james coney island instead of whataburger today. but il call ya and let ya know for sure

Stkjock

Well done......

Vegasfilter

nice kill. that would have been funny as hell to watch.

BicketyBam

It's funny how every Corvette driver is a 40 year old with a tiny dick.

Good kill and you kept the engine in once piece. Congrats.

S8ER01Z

Good kill... it pays to show some respect up front....this year Ive met 2 guys with S197 cars that I've been passing every day for over a year...both a S/C and both are over 500hp at the crank. (one is over 500rwhp, the other is 440+ rwhp)... Neither one looks like anything special... Crazy.