Stupid Drivers
09-13-2010, 11:42 PM
#1
Stupid Drivers
Why is it that some drivers are stupid and don't know how to line it up properly for a roll "race." Coming home from Alameda on the freeway I see a fox body 5.0, I'm thinking hmm "This will be fun to pick on." Down shift to 4th and I begin my pursuit. Little did I know that I was being hunted lols, a S197 05-09 GT pops up next to me. I'm thinking, fine, I'll battle you instead. I try to slow down for a sweet spot in 3rd, but every time I try, he just jumps on it...It seemed pretty stock by the way he accelerated. I would have to pursue him for a little and then try again, each time he would hit it with out warning. There was one time I even tried to honk it off, but he was being a douche, kind of expected him to be one anyways. After repeated unsuccessful attempts, I give up and continue on my way home. I'm almost home when a S197 sixxer comes up and throws a rev at me. I'm like WTF? Really? I think to myself, " I hope you're packing something in there chief." lols, He takes the hit while I'm in 4th and I reel him in pretty quick. He tried this 4 times, each one I'd let him get a little more ahead of me before I would decide to go. It was really pointless though.
With that said, to the stupid S197 Douche black gt driver who can't line up properly... you're a dummy! Learn to line up and honk that shiit off! end rant!
With that said, to the stupid S197 Douche black gt driver who can't line up properly... you're a dummy! Learn to line up and honk that shiit off! end rant!
09-14-2010, 09:43 AM
#4
4th Gear Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: WA / TX
Posts: 1,085
Before buying my S197, the finance manager took me aside and make me sign the S197 owner's agreement. The agreement, roughly paraphrased (no one gets a copy) follows below.
1) We race imaginary cars on the freeway.
2) We only do roll races.
3) We think 20's look good.
4) We're slightly faster than C6's.
5) Waiting till the third honk is impossible because we're faster than sound.
6) Previous Mustangs are irrelevant.
7) The new 5.0 is just untested garbage that can't take boost.
8) Only one CD is allowed in the car, Linkin Park.
1) We race imaginary cars on the freeway.
2) We only do roll races.
3) We think 20's look good.
4) We're slightly faster than C6's.
5) Waiting till the third honk is impossible because we're faster than sound.
6) Previous Mustangs are irrelevant.
7) The new 5.0 is just untested garbage that can't take boost.
8) Only one CD is allowed in the car, Linkin Park.
09-14-2010, 01:15 PM
#7
Pro. B.S. caller outer
Join Date: May 2004
Location: IL
Posts: 9,644
Why is it that some drivers are stupid and don't know how to line it up properly for a roll "race." Coming home from Alameda on the freeway I see a fox body 5.0, I'm thinking hmm "This will be fun to pick on." Down shift to 4th and I begin my pursuit. Little did I know that I was being hunted lols, a S197 05-09 GT pops up next to me. I'm thinking, fine, I'll battle you instead. I try to slow down for a sweet spot in 3rd, but every time I try, he just jumps on it...It seemed pretty stock by the way he accelerated. I would have to pursue him for a little and then try again, each time he would hit it with out warning. There was one time I even tried to honk it off, but he was being a douche, kind of expected him to be one anyways. After repeated unsuccessful attempts, I give up and continue on my way home. I'm almost home when a S197 sixxer comes up and throws a rev at me. I'm like WTF? Really? I think to myself, " I hope you're packing something in there chief." lols, He takes the hit while I'm in 4th and I reel him in pretty quick. He tried this 4 times, each one I'd let him get a little more ahead of me before I would decide to go. It was really pointless though.
With that said, to the stupid S197 Douche black gt driver who can't line up properly... you're a dummy! Learn to line up and honk that shiit off! end rant!
With that said, to the stupid S197 Douche black gt driver who can't line up properly... you're a dummy! Learn to line up and honk that shiit off! end rant!
09-14-2010, 01:25 PM
#8
6th Gear Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: California
Posts: 10,468
And a built 347 powered Fox would be a large bucket of rape, back alley strength.
09-14-2010, 07:06 PM
#9
Before buying my S197, the finance manager took me aside and make me sign the S197 owner's agreement. The agreement, roughly paraphrased (no one gets a copy) follows below.
1) We race imaginary cars on the freeway.
2) We only do roll races.
3) We think 20's look good.
4) We're slightly faster than C6's.
5) Waiting till the third honk is impossible because we're faster than sound.
6) Previous Mustangs are irrelevant.
7) The new 5.0 is just untested garbage that can't take boost.
8) Only one CD is allowed in the car, Linkin Park.
1) We race imaginary cars on the freeway.
2) We only do roll races.
3) We think 20's look good.
4) We're slightly faster than C6's.
5) Waiting till the third honk is impossible because we're faster than sound.
6) Previous Mustangs are irrelevant.
7) The new 5.0 is just untested garbage that can't take boost.
8) Only one CD is allowed in the car, Linkin Park.
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