ORIGINAL: FREAKO

So Im at home and decide to run up to the Autozone to price grease guns.....I notice there is a red 05/06 GT in the parking lot, doulbed parked.....must be someone who works there. Anyways I walk in and Im looking around and I get cornered by one of the employees...he starts asking me about my car....tells me thats his GT out front. Asks me what I have done to my GT, I tell him....then he proceeds to tell me what he has "done". Says his car is making 380hp at the crank.....says he got 80 hp from a K&N panel filter and a Hypertech chip. Man...what am I doing wrong? so I proceeded to go home, rip my C&L out, throw it away, put my car in neutral and push it down the driveway and let it roll off the nearest cliff. I suck. This 19 year oldish idiot then tells me he has a 2000 Cobra R(this guy had NOPI written all over him, come to think out it, I seen that car at a different Autozone and it had tail pipes out the back......I forget none of the Cobra Rs had side pipes) Im gonna go flush my head in the toilet now.......but if anyone would like to get amused....its the new Autozone in Lovejoy, Ga.


Good thing I didnt line up with him...he would of blown my doors off.