Husband takes stang garbage picking !!!!
10-03-2007, 07:10 AM
#1
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Brownstown, MI
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Husband takes stang garbage picking !!!!
OMG... I could just kill him !!!!!
Last night we were on our way back from the store and he sees some stackable
chairs someone was throwing away. He says.....flip back around and let's
take a look at them ! I turn around and go back and he get's out and starts bringing
them back to THE CAR !!!!
I'm thinking....WTF !!!!
He " TRIES " to get them in the trunk....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around.....They Don't Fit !
He wants to put them IN THE CAR !!!!
He gets ONE of them in....
He tries to fit another one in....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around ....wiggles them , takes them out...tries another way...
I'm bitchin.....Don't scratch my car !!!!!
I'm about to F'n floor it and leave the Bit*ch standin there with the chairs !!
All of a sudden, he takes the chairs and throws them on the dude's grass, and yells " Fu*k it "!!
I was laughing my butt off. He was *****d !
He was so mad he wouldn't even hold the frosty's on the middle console on the way home.
I had to drive and hold them.
I told him this isn't a truck, it's a sports car. He says...This aint a sports car. Whatever !!!
Now you know why I could kill him sometimes !
I went in the house and ate my frosty, and he took his truck to get his damn chairs !
Ahhhhhh.....25 yrs........aint life a Bit*h !!!!
Last night we were on our way back from the store and he sees some stackable
chairs someone was throwing away. He says.....flip back around and let's
take a look at them ! I turn around and go back and he get's out and starts bringing
them back to THE CAR !!!!
I'm thinking....WTF !!!!
He " TRIES " to get them in the trunk....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around.....They Don't Fit !
He wants to put them IN THE CAR !!!!
He gets ONE of them in....
He tries to fit another one in....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around ....wiggles them , takes them out...tries another way...
I'm bitchin.....Don't scratch my car !!!!!
I'm about to F'n floor it and leave the Bit*ch standin there with the chairs !!
All of a sudden, he takes the chairs and throws them on the dude's grass, and yells " Fu*k it "!!
I was laughing my butt off. He was *****d !
He was so mad he wouldn't even hold the frosty's on the middle console on the way home.
I had to drive and hold them.
I told him this isn't a truck, it's a sports car. He says...This aint a sports car. Whatever !!!
Now you know why I could kill him sometimes !
I went in the house and ate my frosty, and he took his truck to get his damn chairs !
Ahhhhhh.....25 yrs........aint life a Bit*h !!!!
10-03-2007, 07:16 AM
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Location: Orlando FL
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RE: Husband takes stang garbage picking !!!!
ORIGINAL: theresa
OMG... I could just kill him !!!!!
Last night we were on our way back from the store and he sees some stackable
chairs someone was throwing away. He says.....flip back around and let's
take a look at them ! I turn around and go back and he get's out and starts bringing
them back to THE CAR !!!!
I'm thinking....WTF !!!!
He " TRIES " to get them in the trunk....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around.....They Don't Fit !
He wants to put them IN THE CAR !!!!
He gets ONE of them in....
He tries to fit another one in....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around ....wiggles them , takes them out...tries another way...
I'm bitchin.....Don't scratch my car !!!!!
I'm about to F'n floor it and leave the Bit*ch standin there with the chairs !!
All of a sudden, he takes the chairs and throws them on the dude's grass, and yells " Fu*k it "!!
I was laughing my butt off. He was *****d !
He was so mad he wouldn't even hold the frosty's on the middle console on the way home.
I had to drive and hold them.
I told him this isn't a truck, it's a sports car. He says...This aint a sports car. Whatever !!!
Now you know why I could kill him sometimes !
I went in the house and ate my frosty, and he took his truck to get his damn chairs !
Ahhhhhh.....25 yrs........aint life a Bit*h !!!!
OMG... I could just kill him !!!!!
Last night we were on our way back from the store and he sees some stackable
chairs someone was throwing away. He says.....flip back around and let's
take a look at them ! I turn around and go back and he get's out and starts bringing
them back to THE CAR !!!!
I'm thinking....WTF !!!!
He " TRIES " to get them in the trunk....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around.....They Don't Fit !
He wants to put them IN THE CAR !!!!
He gets ONE of them in....
He tries to fit another one in....They Don't Fit !
He turns them around ....wiggles them , takes them out...tries another way...
I'm bitchin.....Don't scratch my car !!!!!
I'm about to F'n floor it and leave the Bit*ch standin there with the chairs !!
All of a sudden, he takes the chairs and throws them on the dude's grass, and yells " Fu*k it "!!
I was laughing my butt off. He was *****d !
He was so mad he wouldn't even hold the frosty's on the middle console on the way home.
I had to drive and hold them.
I told him this isn't a truck, it's a sports car. He says...This aint a sports car. Whatever !!!
Now you know why I could kill him sometimes !
I went in the house and ate my frosty, and he took his truck to get his damn chairs !
Ahhhhhh.....25 yrs........aint life a Bit*h !!!!
Buy him a freaking Acura
10-03-2007, 07:38 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canton,MI
Posts: 250
RE: Husband takes stang garbage picking !!!!
Hey girlfriend! WTF was he thinking. I thought my hubby was bad yours tops the cake for sure...You going to the cruise in at pizza uno in westland on Thursday???
10-03-2007, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The High Country
Posts: 3,547
RE: Husband takes stang garbage picking !!!!
That ain't garbage picking. GP is when you load your 7 month pregnant wife up in the 69 Fastback, and drive out to the local dump to begin picking up aluminum cans at 4 cents a pound so you can have gas money to get to work for the next week, and you come across cookies and potato chips that had been left there by the grocery store because they were out of date. Got any milk? That was 30 years ago when times were a wee bit harder than they are now.
10-03-2007, 07:43 AM
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Location: Orlando FL
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RE: Husband takes stang garbage picking !!!!
ORIGINAL: babyBstang
Hey girlfriend! WTF was he thinking. I thought my hubby was bad yours tops the cake for sure...You going to the cruise in at pizza uno in westland on Thursday???
Hey girlfriend! WTF was he thinking. I thought my hubby was bad yours tops the cake for sure...You going to the cruise in at pizza uno in westland on Thursday???
Question for you girls out there...
Assuming you have long nails, how do you manage to not scratch the paint around the door handles ?
My woman can't[:@]
