Sherwood06GT

http://links.vintage-mustang.com/audio/Redneck12DaysOfChristmas.JeffFoxworthy.au


The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]Some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul].
On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,
[ul]12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.[/ul]

noober

So let's recap:

By the end of Christmas you had:

12 Pack of Bud
22 Rasslin tickets
3 Tin of Copenhagen
36 Years of probation
40 Table dancers
42 Packs of Red Man
42 Cans of Spam
40 Flannel shirts
36 Big mud tires
30 Shotgun shells
22 Huntin' Dawgs
And some parts to a Mustang GT.

SonicBlue05GT

since rednecks drive Camaros, Silverados, and Rams... I don't get it.

Bluestar

Well truth is, he never mentions having a Mustang GT......But if you're a Redneck, just having the parts might be good enough.

Ortoch

Gota hang the parts from trees and what not... give it that hillbilly look