sandcracker21

i once had a friend of mine argue with me that because i had inserts on the back i had a mach1

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oh and one time a dif. person told me i was gettin at least 40 hp outa the catback

hahahaha, i love ppl

Black98GT

Not really too funny but rather dumb on his part and heres why. I go to a Catholic High School and I've had my car for almost a month. Well This particular school day is a late start meaning we start school at 9 instead of the regular 7:50. So I'm there by 7 and sleeping in my car when I wake up and my friends outside and walks over. I let him in and he's talkin about how nice my car is (im still sleepy so not listening) and he askes to hear the radio so I turn it on. I look around the parking lot and see a firebird that ive seen before but in a different spot so i start up the car to go look at it as I drive by. We get past it and into the part of the parking lot where theres a big space and no cars. I see this kid who drives a White cavilier whos told me that hes gonna beat me with his "White Knight". We pass him and get to where I can turn around to go park again and the kid with me askes the worst question to ask a 4.6 driver, "Think this thing can do a standstill 360?" Bout that time I hit the brakes and he knows that I'm going to. Drop it into 1st and hit the gas and turn the wheel to a full 360 and then drive out of the parking lot. Went back through the parking lot a few mins later and the kid in the cavalier gets out and starts clapping and the kid with me is just screaming his head off.

Never heard so much excitement from him until that..Made me smile even at 8:40 in the morning.

dajawu

A guy giving me my food at taco bell asked me if I had the 5.0. I said no its a 4.6. He said "Thats to bad, why would ford get rid of the 5.0 for a smaller engine." I didn't even get into it with him, but I did make alot of noise and smoke for him on my way out. I even spilled my damn drink too

CobraSnake

so black98GT you were at school 2 hours early what kind of a dork are you???

Dan04COBRA

Hahahaah glad to see I'm not the only one who gets dumb comments.

One time at the track, someone I knew locally was there and the last time we talked, I had broke 13's for the first time a couple nights before.

So my first run on the night was a 15.0, I missed 3rd gear. So I make my 2nd run and run a 14.9 because I missed 3rd gear, AGAIN. This douche bag walks up to me in the staging lanes and says "13's huh? It's hard to break 15's with a new GT isn't it?" like a cocky asswipe in his LT1 Trans Am.

So we happened to get a run together, while we were 2 or 3 cars from going, he looks over and says he's going to predict a 13.8 for his run, I said okay dumbass. I ran a 13.86 to his 14.7* aahahaha. What a tool.

StickShifty

i dont have any stories, but i do get some people talking about the 5.0 like its GOD. oooooo aaaa 5.0 so nasty

Dan04COBRA

Hahaha, that's a nice looking car StickShifty, what do you have for mods?

DILO2001GT

oh god too many to talk about lol but alot of them consist of the same things you have heard. theres this one guy that drives this taxi that gives me **** all the time. mind you he drives a 88 5.0 302 firebird thats slow as ***** but since he has a 5.0 302 in it he thinks it will beat me. not to mention his car is 5 different colors and hes the biggest white trash person in the world, actually thats the only reason I have a little respect for him is the mullet and 2 teeth hell yeah to white trash[sm=icon_rock.gif]

deesgt

What is it about guys who think 5.0 engines are from the heavens? I ran into a kid who asked me about my car. It clearly has a "4.6 GT" badge on the side. So he says "what you got in there...a 5 point nothing?" trying to sound cool. I replied no it's a 4.6. He asks what year and I tell him it's a 96 so he says. "No in 96 they used the bigger engine, they didnt go small til like 98". I just could'nt bring myself to engage him. I was like, well someone must have done a swap on mine, Man. He said he had a buddy with a 94 Cobras that owned many newer GT's with the "small engine" I did not have the heart to tell him that Cobra only made like 245hp stock and the "small engine" Gt's made 260

antiv6

people say stupid **** to me all the time, one guy at mcdonalds had a riced out car and he parked next to me and asked me if it was a v6. I was like no i wish its a dam 4 banger, and he believed me. Also thereis a guy with a v6 firebird that said he would beat me in a race at my school