If you egg my car tonight I will...
10-31-2006, 06:49 PM
#11
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posts: 4,083
RE: If you egg my car tonight I will...
Yeah, if anyone goes as far as even touching my car over night, I will do the following:
A. Strap em to a tree upside down
B. Nail his nuts into the trunk of the tree
C. Whack him in the chest with a branch
D. Rub a thorny plant over em
E. Kick em in the nuts
F. Pound the living *** out of em
G. Paper cut EVERY webbing on his body
H. Back my car up by him and do a little burnout throwing mud and grass in his face
I. Shove crap in his mouth
J. Take a razor blade and carve "I am gay" on his stomach
K. Shoot him once in every arm and leg
L. Cut off 1 finger from each hand and 1 toe from each foot
M. Splash Icy Hot on hit *****
N. Burn his clothes
O. Take pictures
P. Let him hang for the night
Q. Let him go in the morning
R. Let him die of the ultimate humiliation.
A. Strap em to a tree upside down
B. Nail his nuts into the trunk of the tree
C. Whack him in the chest with a branch
D. Rub a thorny plant over em
E. Kick em in the nuts
F. Pound the living *** out of em
G. Paper cut EVERY webbing on his body
H. Back my car up by him and do a little burnout throwing mud and grass in his face
I. Shove crap in his mouth
J. Take a razor blade and carve "I am gay" on his stomach
K. Shoot him once in every arm and leg
L. Cut off 1 finger from each hand and 1 toe from each foot
M. Splash Icy Hot on hit *****
N. Burn his clothes
O. Take pictures
P. Let him hang for the night
Q. Let him go in the morning
R. Let him die of the ultimate humiliation.
10-31-2006, 06:56 PM
#12
6th Gear Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 11,786
RE: If you egg my car tonight I will...
I found a neighbor kid buying bags and bags of flours a few years ago before holoween and asked him why he wasn't buying eggs and he said. "Eggs can damage a car" but if you douse a car in flour just before the due sets, it's just anoying and doesn't hurt anything. I found my honda doused the last year I was home for holloween, "gee i wonder who did that?". He knew I would know who did it. he didn't say a word he just came down and cleaned it while I was at work. I think he was 14. Good kid, Just thought I would share.
I wish more kids could be trouble makers and still respect peoples stuff.
he picked my beater car too, on purpose...
Mike
I wish more kids could be trouble makers and still respect peoples stuff.
he picked my beater car too, on purpose...
Mike
10-31-2006, 06:57 PM
#13
5th Gear Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 2,966
RE: If you egg my car tonight I will...
ORIGINAL: Slicktastyk Matt
Yeah, if anyone goes as far as even touching my car over night, I will do the following:
A. Strap em to a tree upside down
B. Nail his nuts into the trunk of the tree
C. Whack him in the chest with a branch
D. Rub a thorny plant over em
E. Kick em in the nuts
F. Pound the living *** out of em
G. Paper cut EVERY webbing on his body
H. Back my car up by him and do a little burnout throwing mud and grass in his face
I. Shove crap in his mouth
J. Take a razor blade and carve "I am gay" on his stomach
K. Shoot him once in every arm and leg
L. Cut off 1 finger from each hand and 1 toe from each foot
M. Splash Icy Hot on hit *****
N. Burn his clothes
O. Take pictures
P. Let him hang for the night
Q. Let him go in the morning
R. Let him die of the ultimate humiliation.
Yeah, if anyone goes as far as even touching my car over night, I will do the following:
A. Strap em to a tree upside down
B. Nail his nuts into the trunk of the tree
C. Whack him in the chest with a branch
D. Rub a thorny plant over em
E. Kick em in the nuts
F. Pound the living *** out of em
G. Paper cut EVERY webbing on his body
H. Back my car up by him and do a little burnout throwing mud and grass in his face
I. Shove crap in his mouth
J. Take a razor blade and carve "I am gay" on his stomach
K. Shoot him once in every arm and leg
L. Cut off 1 finger from each hand and 1 toe from each foot
M. Splash Icy Hot on hit *****
N. Burn his clothes
O. Take pictures
P. Let him hang for the night
Q. Let him go in the morning
R. Let him die of the ultimate humiliation.
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