Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
#11
RE: Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
ORIGINAL: SOHCtimes2
"Then I'll stomp on you and whoop your ***"
Sounds better as -
Then I'll stomp on the pedal, and whoop on your ***.
"Then I'll stomp on you and whoop your ***"
Sounds better as -
Then I'll stomp on the pedal, and whoop on your ***.
#12
RE: Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
ORIGINAL: stang2000
oops my bad. That's what it was supposed to be. Damn it the you was right above that , lol.
ORIGINAL: SOHCtimes2
"Then I'll stomp on you and whoop your ***"
Sounds better as -
Then I'll stomp on the pedal, and whoop on your ***.
"Then I'll stomp on you and whoop your ***"
Sounds better as -
Then I'll stomp on the pedal, and whoop on your ***.
#14
RE: Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everyone was drunk including the mouse
Maw wasn't there and Paw was in jail
And I just sat on a piece of my girl's tail
When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I jumped from her a$$
to see what was the matter
There was a man
who pulled out his d*ck
and I knew right then
it must be St. Nick
He filled all our stockings
with booze and beer
and a soft rubber d*ck
for the family queer
And I heard him say
as he drove out of sight
F*ck you all
I've had a hell of a night.
And all through the house
Everyone was drunk including the mouse
Maw wasn't there and Paw was in jail
And I just sat on a piece of my girl's tail
When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I jumped from her a$$
to see what was the matter
There was a man
who pulled out his d*ck
and I knew right then
it must be St. Nick
He filled all our stockings
with booze and beer
and a soft rubber d*ck
for the family queer
And I heard him say
as he drove out of sight
F*ck you all
I've had a hell of a night.