Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
12-24-2006, 10:28 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
Ok, I've sat here for an hour thinking up something halfway decent. Tell me what you think! Yes I made it all up!!
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[align=center]Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the years
Not a LT1 was winning, not even with gears.
The mustangs weremean by thesound of forced air,
In hopes that a ricer soon would be there.
Theboys werelaughing atallthe inbreds,
While visions offart cansdanced in their heads.
Andmygirl in her seat,andme the ole chap,
Just heard them rattle theirexhaust for a long ricey rap.
When downthe street there arose such a clatter,
I looked around to see what was the matter.
Ichuckled and laughed to what I just saw,
Was a poor ole ricer being chased by the law.
The moon on the breast of my new girlMindy,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to skys that were windy.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But yet another ricer, approaching from the rear.
With a car so wrong, sougly and trick,
I knew in a moment I must show him who's quick.
More ricers were following and so they all came,
I started her up and joined in on their game!
Now First ! now, Second! now, Third I'm not joking!
Tread is flying, as my tires are smoking.[/align][align=center]To the top of the gear! to the peak of my horse,[/align][align=center]I flew by all of them of course!
As I went back, to feel their pain,
They all were gone, scattered like rain.
So next time you think, you can race me and win,
Wipe off that smile and sh*it eating grin.
I'll be waiting for you,whenyou try to pass,
Then I'll stomp on pedal and whoop your ***.
So listen to me now, as I drive out of sight,
"I've got one bad *** stang, now you understand right?" [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]by Stang2000[/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!![/align]
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[align=center]Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the years
Not a LT1 was winning, not even with gears.
The mustangs weremean by thesound of forced air,
In hopes that a ricer soon would be there.
Theboys werelaughing atallthe inbreds,
While visions offart cansdanced in their heads.
Andmygirl in her seat,andme the ole chap,
Just heard them rattle theirexhaust for a long ricey rap.
When downthe street there arose such a clatter,
I looked around to see what was the matter.
Ichuckled and laughed to what I just saw,
Was a poor ole ricer being chased by the law.
The moon on the breast of my new girlMindy,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to skys that were windy.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But yet another ricer, approaching from the rear.
With a car so wrong, sougly and trick,
I knew in a moment I must show him who's quick.
More ricers were following and so they all came,
I started her up and joined in on their game!
Now First ! now, Second! now, Third I'm not joking!
Tread is flying, as my tires are smoking.[/align][align=center]To the top of the gear! to the peak of my horse,[/align][align=center]I flew by all of them of course!
As I went back, to feel their pain,
They all were gone, scattered like rain.
So next time you think, you can race me and win,
Wipe off that smile and sh*it eating grin.
I'll be waiting for you,whenyou try to pass,
Then I'll stomp on pedal and whoop your ***.
So listen to me now, as I drive out of sight,
"I've got one bad *** stang, now you understand right?" [/align][align=center][/align][align=center]by Stang2000[/align][align=center]
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[/align][align=center][/align][align=center]MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!![/align]
12-24-2006, 10:40 PM
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RE: Twas the night before Christmas!!! READ!!
I think this needs to be a sticky, lol. Please use my name if using this poem elsewhere. I'd appreciate it. And yeah I know how to write when I put my mind to it. Take a little xmas history and add my own flare.
