oxfordgt

I have a gay midget with a shotgun that sits in my car at night. I feel sorry for the guy that breaks into my car.

OzzDOA

I have a trunk monkey.

Honestly I have the Ford factory anti-theft system that uses a chip embedded in the key fob or the car won't start. FYI this makes getting replacement keys expensive since the chip has to be programmed at the dealer, my wife lost my spare set of keys and it cost me $300.

mvr

i think my car has a kill switch, there is a little black button near where the hood latch is next to my left foot. im afraid to push it.