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01-11-2009, 09:43 PM

#11

devore86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kongdong

MY IDIOT FATHER PULLED MY DIPSTICK TUBE OFF IN MY CAR TODAY AFTER I LAID DOWN IN HIS PILE OF **** THAT HE LEFT ON THE FLOOR. THE POINT I'M GETTING AT IS AM I IN ANY DANGER BECAUSE THE TUBE IS GONE NOW? WILL MY OIL LEAK COMPLETELY OUT!!!??? SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think we could all use some clarification....especially the part about laying down in ****???

01-11-2009, 11:39 PM

#12

whiterabit998

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damnnnn guys we gotta sticky this one

just too funny lololol

01-12-2009, 02:08 AM

#13

gtguy99

Join Date: Oct 2008

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Just go to a junkyard and find a replacement! It shouldnt take you to long to install it.

01-12-2009, 09:21 AM

#14

1999 GT

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next time get a synthetic carbon dipstick tube, then you'll never have to worry about it coming off LOL...and you wont have to worry about any piles of **** to lay in either LOL

01-12-2009, 09:53 AM

#15

04CompetitionOrange

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Ah...the old pile of **** and oil dipstick tube trick.... I can't wait until I have kids so I can pull this one on them. They never see it coming.

I am also thinking of farting in thier faces while they sleep and then removing thier valve covers.

01-12-2009, 10:08 AM

#16

98BlueGT

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WOW!!! I hear some good ones here in the assistant principals office but that one takes the cake!!

01-12-2009, 11:33 PM

#17

MustangWill

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You know, in his father's defense, I probably would have done the same if I had a son who would be so indignant as to lay down in my cherished pile of ****. I mean, honestly, kids these days just don't understand what hard work is. Why don't they try making a pile of ****. Maybe then they'll understand the pain and labour involved in such a task.

01-12-2009, 11:36 PM

#18

Quick Shot xMLx

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What the hell did he do with your dip stick? It'll just spray oil all over your engine bay, it'll get real dirty that's about it. I'm sure a dip stick for a 4.6 is very hard to find(sarcasm).

01-13-2009, 11:01 PM

#19

kongdong

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Quick Shot xMLx

What the hell did he do with your dip stick? It'll just spray oil all over your engine bay, it'll get real dirty that's about it. I'm sure a dip stick for a 4.6 is very hard to find(sarcasm).

He took it out as was in shock. Then again he was drunk at the time. Hence why he couldn't hold his bladder so he pissed on the floor. Then he was like, "hey son!? Let's change your oil!!" Then that's when it happened at the same time. I layed down in his alcoholic **** that would have gotten my dog drunk by sniffing it and he ripped out my dipstick tube by accident. Apparently mechanics say that this thing is a pain to put in because of my long tubes.