Twisted

Just a little late night madness. Hopefully I won't get banned.

I love my 5.0 because whenever I feel like it's not fast enough, I just press the gas down a little harder.
I love the sound of it.
I love the way if I get evil with the throttle, it crawls sideways with all due smoke and drama.
I love the way I can jump all over most other cars on the road.
I love the look of it.
I love the way the ashtray won't stay closed...it encourages me to smoke more.
I love the way other guys point out my car to their girlfriends...and the way their girlfriends smile at me when they're not looking.
I love the way I can scrawl my name in rubber across the asphalt.
I love the way my wife's hot friends ask me to take them for a ride, and then start tearing their clothes off when I punch the gas.
I love the way when I turn the key, the old bitch screams to life and startles me half to death.
And...oh yeah...I love the way her t*ts bounce when I pound her, and how just when I think, "Tom, you've gone and f*cked her too hard, she screams (in a valley girl voice) "f*ck me harder!"

Goodnight fellas.

89 NoTcH

the name twisted makes all to much sense now. lol

86 5.0L

yes, yes it does......

jthorn9

I can agree with that.[8D]

86 5.0L

[] did you change your sig jthorn???

jthorn9

Yea, Erick with autobadges.com redid it for me as I kinda made a little deal with him.[8D]

TwotoneVert

I agree too, and I thought I got exicited driving mine.

Valcore

on a side note, if you force your ashtray open, then close it, it will work again

1BADASSLX

swwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!! i like it!

7upedition

You are twisted right up....LOL