HOLY SCHNICKIES
12-06-2008, 05:35 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: IL.
Posts: 15
HOLY SCHNICKIES
WOW i just got out of jail, the cops caught me...i was too retarded for posting that apology IF that guy did get pulled over. they totally like looked on the internet and found my story and with their CSI technology were able to zoom in on the address of the houses in the pictures of my car and then they google earthed the area found my car parked and they came with SWAT and everything. it was crazy...they said i was most retarded for going 135mph in really heavy traffic at 1:30 in the morning. at court i didnt have anything else to say but darrrr......(while drooling)
(Illinois State Police in Chicagoland and Chicago Police have more important things to deal with i am sure)
(Illinois State Police in Chicagoland and Chicago Police have more important things to deal with i am sure)
12-06-2008, 05:37 PM
#2
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: San Diego, CA
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i smell BS
12-06-2008, 05:49 PM
#3
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Oberlin, Louisiana
Posts: 868
FAIL
OP should be banned
OP should be banned
12-06-2008, 05:52 PM
#4
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SC
Posts: 2,401
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! What did you leave some DNA on the off ramp????
12-06-2008, 06:20 PM
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I can just see the crew from CSI (Las Vegas) walking around with cameras taking pictures and leaving (I'm crying) those little yellow markers down at every peice of rubber while helicopters circle all the police cars with lights flashing.
Back at the crime lab the rubber is run though the tire DNA checker and the tire is idenified as coming from a Fuzion ZRI made on march 3rd 2006 and was deliverd to Pep-Boys in Chicago. Grissom shows up at Pep Boys and Questions the manager and tire tech about the car that it was installed on. They have a hot lead and Kathrine calls SWAT and tells them the perp is armed with a Pro5.0 Shifter and a Bottle of Nitrous.
The SWAT team roll in at 1:30 am and drops 5 guys in from a Black Helicopter as the house is surrounded by the ground crew. The perp is yanked from his bed and thrown to the floor. he is carted off to jail. The crew of CSI meets up later for drinks.
Back at the crime lab the rubber is run though the tire DNA checker and the tire is idenified as coming from a Fuzion ZRI made on march 3rd 2006 and was deliverd to Pep-Boys in Chicago. Grissom shows up at Pep Boys and Questions the manager and tire tech about the car that it was installed on. They have a hot lead and Kathrine calls SWAT and tells them the perp is armed with a Pro5.0 Shifter and a Bottle of Nitrous.
The SWAT team roll in at 1:30 am and drops 5 guys in from a Black Helicopter as the house is surrounded by the ground crew. The perp is yanked from his bed and thrown to the floor. he is carted off to jail. The crew of CSI meets up later for drinks.