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You guys are goin to think i'm nuts. But last week end i was talk in to this older guy. And i was telling how I don't get any traction in the cold weather. So he tells me to use orange soda when i heat my tires up. I thought he was crazy. But the other day i tried it, believe it or not. It works great.

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wow, thats strange. So you just poured it on and then burned out or what? I like WD-40, it makes your smoke turn blue and sweet.

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orange soda??? ever tried sh*tty light beer??? just wondering

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After seeing orange soda work. I could believe anything.</P>

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Yeah just make a puddle of it in front of your tires. Then pull in it. And start burning.</P>

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You know!! Now that i'm thinkin. What did somebody do? Sit there one day and say let me see if orange soda will give me better traction. I mean how does somone figure that out?

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lol, honestly. Actually I know the story. This is really sad that Im even taking the time to write this but here it is:</P>


It was a cool dark night, a blue white moon, River D was on the street, trying to consume some ricers from across town, so he could get some bucks, chillin in his ride, not sweatin' any truck. </P>


River D was from Valley Park, an area infamous for its redneck white boy street gangs, knife fights, and incest. River D was beginning cruising in his 2.3L 1989 Rust spotted mustang one cold January night with his mother. Also happening to be his wife, she leaned over to give hima kiss, but happened to spill his orange "sodi" all over his lap. "Damnit woman" he shouted, "I've had enough of this FGS, get the $%&amp; outta ma coche." Yes, coche, he's also half hispanic, as well as 70% Irish. His mother/wife, stepped out of the car with the rest of the 6 pack of sodi in hand and angrily slammed the door. "River D, you ain't the boss a me, you grounded, an no sex for three weeks, bia bia, "cough"." Thinking she was intirely smarter than River D himself, she poured two of the sodis on each of his rear tires, then drank the last one, before crushing it against his gas cap. "Bia, you dun made me pissed off," exclaimed River D. He revved that little 4 banger up to the top, dumped the clutch and squeeled the right tire heavily, spraying his former mother/wife with all the orange sodi. Before leaving, he got out, put his hand on the tire, and told her to never come round theya agin. But he burned his hand sevearly, creating what we now know to be one of the best tire warmers made: Orange Soda.</P><edited><editID>95Stealth302</editID><editDate>37991.946412037</editDate></edited>

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LOL. You got way to much time on your hands.<IMG src=smileys/smiley17.gif border="0">

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where the f*ck did you find that??? pretty funny. the whole mom/wife thing is pretty funny.