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Old 02-24-2007, 03:26 AM
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but what are the steps in chaning your oil, ive never changed my oil before but if i could i would so i you all would be so kind to explain the steps in changing oil that would be appreciated bcuz i want to start doing it myself,

pics would be great as well,

thx in advance
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:31 AM
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but what are the steps in chaning your oil, ive never changed my oil before but if i could i would so i you all would be so kind to explain the steps in changing oil that would be appreciated bcuz i want to start doing it myself,

pics would be great as well,

thx in advance
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:37 AM
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oh my....................... [&:]

hey, gotta start somewhere - i guess? haha
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:55 AM
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thx howarmat that was really help i think ima go and try and tackle that tomm then bcuz i just hit the 6000 mile mark and its time....

but oncedagain thx
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:00 AM
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If you are changing your oil now start doing it every 3000 miles if a daily driver and what ever the factory recommends if using for show! Just my opinion later J
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Matt...that was a great link with photos...another keeper...
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Hardest part of changing the oil is getting it jacked up. It's 6 quarts of oil for the 4.6, and don't forget your oil filter. Motorcraft oil will probably run you 2.88 a quart at most local auto stores. Mobil 1, Royal Purple, and all the other synthetic oil will probably run you around $5-6. I didn't click the link, but the steps are pretty simple. I use a K&N filter with Royal Purple, I like how the K&N has a 1" wrench fitting to take the filter off, instead of using those pain in the *** filter wrenches.
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Hey man,
there are no stupid questions...if you have the question, I bet you're getting it answered for someone else. That's what we're here for! God knows you've all got me rolling on mods!
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Hey man,
there are no stupid questions...if you have the question, I bet you're getting it answered for someone else. That's what we're here for! God knows you've all got me rolling on mods!
+1. At least you took the time to ask, to get it right. Not everyone has been privy to what some of us consider "run of the mill" tasks....Shows you are interested in taking care of the Pony!

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Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $1.00
Total $21.00


Oil Change instructions for Men:

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00..
2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20....00, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in
process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms.
Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new garage door opener.
18) Sunday: Skip church because "I gotta finish the oil change." Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it back to Kragen to recycle.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20) Beer? No, drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to
gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26) Remember that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Re-shovel oily
dirt into hole. Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw
kitty litter on oil spill.
30) Drink beer.
31) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1992) in the left boob.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush remaining case of new motor oil.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled
during steps 23 - 43.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Call loving wife, make bail.
50) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $40.00
Total-- $4165.00

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