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Old 12-21-2009, 04:57 PM
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hey everybody, today is talk like fastback day.

combine incoherent words into weird sayings and go!

that dog couldn't poop into the can of Nicaragua on a hot summer's farthing!

my goldfish wouldn't survive 14 chanukahs on a witches titty ring!

I'm thinking maybe this should be it's own thread. I mean, I'm thinking I should make a new thread like a hot dog under the a/c vent in a walmart parking lot!
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:33 PM
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I understood that.
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:52 PM
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well yeah, you could understand that better than a Vietnamese fighting chicken shouting obscenities from the moon toward the Titanic's exhaust stacks.
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Old 12-21-2009, 06:09 PM
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LOL, ^ that one wins!


It's like slapping a blue coat of paint on a pink taffeta dress, if you wear it, you're still a Nancy.
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Old 12-21-2009, 11:55 PM
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This thread is lamer than FDR's legs






no wait, imdoinitwrong



this thread is like trying to train a loaf of bread to fight crime using only a barn door



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Old 12-21-2009, 11:58 PM
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I like this thread as much as the color yellow likes sausage on the 3rd wednesday.
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:00 AM
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"when in the paperboys route.. always forsee thy green eyebrow juice for sorrow."
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This thread fails like stank on a bicycle...
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Thats as wise as a lost chicken with a paddle.
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Originally Posted by SKAR View Post
I like this thread as much as the color yellow likes SNAUSAGES on the 3rd wednesday.
thats better
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