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Old 04-23-2011, 03:52 PM
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Bell pepper and the peppers in the hot sauce on the peeezuh.
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Old 04-23-2011, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan04COBRA View Post
It started as a 3, then progressed into a 5.

My butthole is throbbing today.
Just wondering...
Did you have time to fold up your TP like Richie used to do?
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Old 04-23-2011, 09:25 PM
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I use flushable baby wipes/wet wipes.

Dry paper just smears.

Take this into consideration:

You fall in your backyard and land palms down in a pile of dog dung. Then the big mean rapist you were running from feels some sympathy for you and says you can clean your hands with a paper towel or wet wipes. BUT you have to lick your hand after. Which would you rather use?

Wet wipes.

If you use dry paper, your butthole is dirty no matter how much you wipe.
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Man, that's deep.
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Old 04-24-2011, 12:50 AM
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i herd some people jump in the shower after a really bad ****
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Old 04-24-2011, 12:58 AM
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So's his dog's butt hole frenchy....
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lmao, **** you guys.

im at work, laughing my *** off, and people are like "OH, WHAT CHA' LOOKIN' AT"

*reads title of thread at top of window*


"you sick bastard!"


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Old 04-24-2011, 08:17 AM
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i herd some people jump in the shower after a really bad ****
Pressure washer son.
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I am known for getting in the shower after a nasty dump.

Sometimes there just isn't a way to avoid getting stink nuts or foreskin funk when your dick n ***** hang above your bowl of diarrhea for 20 mins while your bowels liquify and evacuate.

Baby wipes on your nuts can increase the odds of getting them glued to your thigh and needing a spatula to de-laminate them.

There really is no way to **** and come out unphased without a shower.
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