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Old 04-23-2011, 12:01 AM   #1  
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OMFG THE PAIN!!! THE HORROR!!!

I made myself a nice brick oven frozen pizza tonight. No big deal right?

About two years ago (huaaaaaahhhhh ahhh nothing came out with that push) I decided to become less of a fat slob (raaaaaaahhaaaaaa errr no dice still) and became a healthy eater.

I lost over 50lbs in almost two months and got down to 175ishlbs. I'm 6'2 and luckily by genetics I distributed weight evenly and didn't look fat. (ahhhhhhhh errrrr huaaaahhhh...lil success) So many people said I looked too skinny and unhealthy. I felt great though.

But after a year of being called 'aids skinny' and starvin marvin, I put on 10lbs. It stopped all the comments.

I've since alotted one night a week to eat bad food. This week it was a frozen pizza.

(hurrrrraaaaahhaaaa errrrrrrrr aghhhhh grrrrrrrr) I am suffering from intense stomach cramping and explosive poop.

So just a FYI for everyone... i'm pooping while posting.
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:15 AM   #2  
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175 or even 185 and 6'2'' is really skinny....
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I was 230. Doc said I was overweight wtf!

Last visit I was 181 and he said lose another 10.

I'm done pooping. But my guts still hurt.
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Old 04-23-2011, 03:40 AM   #4  
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Lmao, sorry but this thread gave me a giggle, "I'm pooping while posting"
I hate doctors. Mine told me I need to gain weight. I'm like WTF? She thought I had an eating disorder... dirty skank.
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Lol I feel your pain bro, Im some what Lactose intolerant so when I eat all the cheesy goodies it slides out like a fat kid on a slip-N-slide.
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....so, how explosive was it?
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Old 04-23-2011, 07:58 AM   #7  
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....so, how explosive was it?
yes dan, on a scale of 1 to 5:

1.


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5.
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This thread is relevant to my interests.

and +1 graystang
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Old 04-23-2011, 11:32 AM   #9  
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It started as a 3, then progressed into a 5.

My butthole is throbbing today.
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any peppers involved?
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