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Old 07-09-2014, 03:44 PM   #1
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Who else owns a big ****ing vehicle. I went to grab something out of my 05 durango today and I forgot how ****ing MASSIVE it is compared to the stang. I will crush everyone on the road come winter.
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Old 07-09-2014, 04:24 PM   #2
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Who else owns a big ****ing vehicle. I went to grab something out of my 05 durango today and I forgot how ****ing MASSIVE it is compared to the stang. I will crush everyone on the road come winter.
My dick is bigger than your entire body!
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Old 07-09-2014, 05:32 PM   #3
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I have a 2007 Expedition, I think the gross weight on that thing is over 6k lbs! Its like driving a tank
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Old 07-09-2014, 05:43 PM   #4
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My dick is bigger than your entire body!
I have a feeling you have a big wallet and a tiny dick, why else would mwustang marry you? WHAM BAM BURNED CALI BOY
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I have a feeling you have a big wallet and a tiny dick, why else would mwustang marry you? WHAM BAM BURNED CALI BOY
Even if that were true, that's no burn. I would rather have a billion dollars than a 4-foot dick, any day.

BTW, **** you, you 4-foot dick!

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HEMI?
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Magnum, like my condom size.

Red you can fit a billion dollars in a wallet?
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Magnum, like my condom size.

Red you can fit a billion dollars in a wallet?
Of course.
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01 freightliner for work, I win.
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01 freightliner for work, I win.
50 ton Volvo mining truck, for work.

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Who else owns a big ****ing vehicle. I went to grab something out of my 05 durango today
Why would you brag about owning one of the crappiest SUV's of all time?

P.S. Step ladder much?
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